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WOE.BEGONE

https://woebegonepod.com/

Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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268: Felix, On Behalf Of Felix

268: Felix, On Behalf Of Felix

Show Notes & Description
I’m going to tell you the truth.
This episode was written by Ben Rowe!
CREDITS Written by Ben Rowe Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Lyssa Jay and Athan as The Ensemble
NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF
LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
THE HALLOPWEEN CAMPFIRE SPECIAL

THE HALLOPWEEN CAMPFIRE SPECIAL

Show Notes & Description
Happy Hallopween.
[Warning: This episode contains descriptions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, and unreality. Listener discretion is advised.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 267: Skinner, On Behalf Of The Oldbrush Valley Crust Punk House

Episode 267: Skinner, On Behalf Of The Oldbrush Valley Crust Punk House

Show Notes & Description
We're gonna catch a big one.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, drinking alcohol, and restraint/imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS Written by Just Jenah Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Shaun Pellington as Sax
NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF
LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
266: Ty Betteridge, On Behalf Of The Compound

266: Ty Betteridge, On Behalf Of The Compound

Show Notes & Description
This place is a dream. Only a sleeper considers it real. [WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS Written by David Ault Derek Moreland as Rugby Man David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Just Jenah as Skinner Shaun Pellington as Sax Taylor Michaels, Pine Gonzalez, and Tatiana Gefter as Audience
NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF
LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
265: Lop, On Behalf Of Hutch Union Local 151

265: Lop, On Behalf Of Hutch Union Local 151

Show Notes & Description
Stronger Together, Not Converged.
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of death and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Derek Moreland as Rugby Man David Ault as Ty Betteridge JJ, Pine Gonzalez, Tatiana Gefter, and Ben Rowe as Audience
NEW MERCH SHOP: http://woebegonepod.com/shop USE CODE CLOVER10 FOR 10% OFF
LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Ballad Of Season 22

The Ballad Of Season 22

Show Notes & Description
Stinky’s got a purpose for lop To transport to Rugby and to clean up shop but Little do they know it’s all just a test To see which rabbits fit the compound the best But Stinky can’t bear to put down the lops So Tex volunteers and he does all the work He says that he killed them, but really he won’t He sent them all down to be in bluster’s grove But Stinky’s coming down as the man of honor And Bluster’s Grove has a convergence problem It mangles the Numbers, it got to TXDawg There really isn’t telling when this thing will go next off lop can be unpredictable too He starts shooting at Numbers which ruins the mood Tex ties him up, they can work this all out He just needs the device Stinky stuck in his mouth
It’s not fair What they did to those rabbits back there
It’ll make more sense the second time around Al and Lop are on Christmas Island Felix sent them there in an act of defiance Yellowknife shows up, they’re sharing a Leg They get their apartments, they’re separated Band practice gets interrupted 38 disappears, begin the destruction Snowy’s gone too, it must be connected Al’s number one on the suspect list and Mikey’s at the Compound getting patched up Because nobody loves you when you’re a blob The treatment has him feeling finally alright But he needs to stay for supervision overnight Breaking the rules, Mikey wanders the halls He hears an overnighter and he answers the call He transports a calculator right through the door And right through the head of that overnighter CalcFace will be fine
I think it’s only his eye But it will all get corrected soon
It’ll make more sense the second time around Good cop/bad cop, Tex and TXDawg Talk in the warehouse with Stinky and lop Stinky’s not budging, lop isn’t either Tex had to correct a mess for them just to be there lop grabs the keys and makes a break for the door But they have no idea what is in store when They’re out in the desert, Stinky gets shocked Turned into a cowboy by the convergence box They reach an agreement, what a wonderful day They issue a correction to take over Base Stinky’s a billionaire business bunny He sends Mikey to trade secrets for money The base is transforming into the Saddle Mikey’s got a mission, it’s one he can handle He just has to kill Chris, there is a correction Britches is there with an explanation
If it doesn’t make sense Just spot the difference
It’ll make more sense the second time around Mikey was sent to bug Hunter’s cabin He hears something outside, it’s an iteration He lies and says he thought that it was a bear Something for him to investigate later He and Reno trade secrets back at the Saddle Reno’s making connections on LopCentral Mikey goes back to investigate the bear And get saved and consolidated right there Stink wants to get Hunter alone But he can’t get Hunter to answer the phone In fact it seems that he might be under attack He begs Hunter Hartley to call him back The tables have turned, Stinky is hiding Eagle attacks while he and Troy are bouncing He changes his mind, he goes to the cook out And that’s how Stinky finally got took out Does this spell the end for the Bunny friendployee?
Hornswaggle’s lops come back for Reno They take him back to a time only we know Cadduceus see that they’re being tailed Their plan is to kill the attacker but it failed Britches is here and Squint is connected They detour to account for the unexpected Cadduceus produces a disconnectivity device It ends up with Reno and Reno says “bye” Back on the island folks are dropping in XL’s in the apartments, organizing They have a new visitor, Stinky’s arrived The mood’s undercut, though, he probably died Movement is spotted out on the yacht Stinky wants to be king again, or so he thought Al gets attacked by Calculator Face And Reno’s here too now, to pick up the pace There’s more to this place Than it looks on its face Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[INTERMISSION XLIV] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Not Suitable

[INTERMISSION XLIV] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Not Suitable

Show Notes & Description
[Content Warnings: Depictions of medical distress and violence Descriptions of wet and visceral events, mentions of nausea, gun violence, death and alcohol]
Skinner was played by JustJenah Dialogue Edited by Vos and JustJenah Written and Sound Designed by JustJenah the song, It's Gonna be Awesome by Vos
LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
264: Participant Observation (Pt. 2)

264: Participant Observation (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S01E01: Mikey Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn't even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, animal death, mutilation, body horror, hallucination, unreality, loud noises, drunkenness, and gambling. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Ben Rowe as FELIX David Ault as Ty Betteridge Josh Kent as John Jamie Petronis as Matt Devin Steffens as Roger Cole Weavers as Cole Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Steve Anzalone as Eagle Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL Kevin Berrey as Ryan
LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
263: Axe (Pt. 2)

263: Axe (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S07E06: Our imaginations were worse than the truth.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, kidnapping, and incapacitation. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Ben Rowe as FELIX David Ault as Ty Betteridge
LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
262: The Way He Took Control (Pt. 2)

262: The Way He Took Control (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S19E07: It was good to be king.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]
LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
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261: You turn into me. Remember that. (Pt. 2)

261: You turn into me. Remember that. (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S04E08: Lop, Lop, Reno, Air, Squint, Smoke, Phlogiston, DJ LOP, Taciturn…
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Cody Heath as C.W. Hornswaggle & Britches

LINKS: LOP CENTRAL: https://lopcentral.com KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD

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260: You Have Reached The Voicemail Of Cabin 44C (Pt. 2)

260: You Have Reached The Voicemail Of Cabin 44C (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S02E05: Learn to take a hint, Stinky. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest.
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Athan as Troy

LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
259: The Bear (Pt. 2)

259: The Bear (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S02E03: There. Were. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.
[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of an animal attack and human injury. Listener discretion is advised.]
LopCentral.com
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[INTERMISSION XLIII] What A Splendid Day In The Compound

[INTERMISSION XLIII] What A Splendid Day In The Compound

Show Notes & Description
CREDITS: Written by Lou Sutcliffe Sound Design by Gem Music by Naem With help from the Meat Worm
Special Thanks to: August, Bloom, Alex, Felix, and Fortune
Starring: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge

LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
258: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley (Pt. 2)

258: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S09E05: Using his astral projection ability, Stinky discovers that the Commune Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees Chance on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight Chance, with the Commune Mikes helping them.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardener Cody Heath as Britches
LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
FEED DROP: Dracula: 2004 Episode 1: A New Millennium

FEED DROP: Dracula: 2004 Episode 1: A New Millennium

Show Notes & Description
A found-footage extravaganza, Dracula: 2004 dares to ask what happens when you combine vampires and dial-up internet. Join Jonathan as he survives the work trip from hell; gossip with Mina and Lucy over Lucy’s three suitors; and meet the eccentric Van Helsing and her vampire-hunting armoury. This is a new millennium, a new age of technology, and a version of Dracula that you have never experienced before.
Website: https://dracula2004.wordpress.com/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/starstrider-productions?source=share Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/starstriderpods.bsky.social Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=61573182728988 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
257: Good Cop/Bad Cop (Pt. 2)

257: Good Cop/Bad Cop (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S14E01: It's Rabbit Huntin' season round these parts and Tex is comin' for you.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of false imprisonment, violence, mutilation, medical distress, and intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.] 
LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
256: Am I Going To Die? (Pt. 2)

256: Am I Going To Die? (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S08E05: What did you redo to me?
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress, extreme pain, and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge
LINKS: KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
255: Christmas Island, AU (Pt. 2)

255: Christmas Island, AU (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S16E05: Research and Rediscovery
[WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop
LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
254: TXTXDawg (Pt. 2)

254: TXTXDawg (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S17E04: Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, disfigurement, and alcohol consumption. Listener discretion is advised.]
KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop
LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
253: Propagation & Consolidation (Pt. 2)

253: Propagation & Consolidation (Pt. 2)

Show Notes & Description
S05E02: Stinky leads Lop on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.
BECK'S END KICKSTARTER: http://becksend.com Listen To The Samantha Chronicles In Order
CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Fay Roberts as Samantha David Ault as Ty Betteridge
KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shop
LINKS: MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com TWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Ballad Of Season 21

The Ballad Of Season 21

Show Notes & Description
Lionhead, formerly Stinky Visits some friends post-temporal bleed He wants to know what they are thinking Now that they remember everything Stinky runs the Hutch With his gang of lops Helpful and servile and willing to die Mike gets a taste when he’s transported  Attacked in the night by some mystery guy
Mike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed  Stinky was planning to visit the Base While Project Hail Mary plays in the background Mike, Mikey, and Stinky are taken away There’s a metal cube Oh, what does it do? Mike think he has a decent idea It’s important work Or so I’ve heard A cauliflower scenario coming soon
And no one remembers Ducky but me No one remembers Ducky but me I thought the point of this thing Was everyone remembers every single thing But no one remembers Ducky   Tex has a nightmare, scaring him straight He and the Numbers smash up the vats He catches Michael in Mike's fireplace What reason could he have for something like that? He and TXdawg leap Out and seize the beast They perform a citizen’s arrest They transport to Base So that he can face Marissa’s attempts to make him confess
New Mike and MDawg are up on the roof MDawg wants to stay forever in now A crow brings them an interesting coin Now we know where Matt’s been sneaking around It’s from Bradford’s group Now they have the proof Matt has joined the society At the lost and found Matt is led around By lop, with orders to locate Stinky
The Complex is nice, the bunnies are cute But Troy, Ty, and Britches have business to do They check out the Base and scour for clues A hat from Rugby, an arm that came loose Now the path is clear To Rugby from here Britches arranges for transportation They shoot Silver Fox Mikey’s in the trunk A coin in a Leg makes them all disappear
lop’s got 100 things on his place A percent of him is in yellowknife He lands in an avalanche and almost freezes XL’s responsible for saving his life 38’s not kind He wants lop to die Like all the lops that came there before lop betrays XL Nothing personal lop must survive if he wants to learn more
The iterations are back at the Complex A dying Silver Fox gets Stinkybones He runs off to die, the others all follow They find his corpse, he’s left Stinky a note Nobody arrives And in the lops’ eyes He’s just another bunny like them With Stinky as the prize He takes Salt inside The Bunny Complex to search for him there
Turns out Salt is no stranger to hardship He was almost killed while building a cube The lop that was with him reports to the Compound To see if there’s something that Ty can do Ty turns out the lights At the Hutch that night Bradford’s misconduct voided the contract Stuck in the mudrain In their little cave Stinky falls right into Nobody’s lap
lop’s had a hard time out in the tundra Turns out that XL was hiding a Leg He digs XL up to take it for himself But 47 was hiding in wait Now the stage is set All while Lieutenant Tricks MDawg to get in the cube Hornswaggle’s replaced And inside the cave Stinky transports and Mike gets loose
Silver Fox wrote down all the details The Rugby idea was his own compromise Matt, Troy, and Britches are let out the Hutch Matt sits on MDawg to keep him alive Tex transports from Base To the Meating place The three Legs meet and form an alliance Now the Compound runs Under Bradford’s thumb Lop and Al get stuck on an island
Lop’s wearing XL’s old TryLeg unit Now that means 38’s wearing it too The Meating of the Three Legs is intense But all of them know what they’re going to do Nobody outsmarts All their metal parts The array can’t withstand the attack Bradford’s lops swoop in At the last minute Scoop stinky up and they carry him back
Will Stinky be a good boss When he runs the Compound? Will Mikey get his life back Or is he just a blob now? Will MDawg be a problem Once they stop sitting on him? Will they remember Ducky? Will they remember Ducky? 
And no one remembers Ducky but me No one remembers Ducky but me I thought the point of this thing Was everyone remembers every single thing But no one remembers Ducky But me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[INTERMISSION XLII] Lilac

[INTERMISSION XLII] Lilac

Show Notes & Description
Ben wasn’t available the week of the finale, but I did write a version of the scene in the compound where Felix was present for Bradford showing up. I sent him the script and he got me his lines this week. So, without further ado, here is Episode 252 Scene 7: Bradford Buyout Beaumont (Felix’s Version). Enjoy.

CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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The Vocal Songs From Season 22 Are Available On Bandcamp!

The Vocal Songs From Season 22 Are Available On Bandcamp!

Show Notes & Description
LOP EP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/lop All the vocal songs from season 21, the demos that inspired them, and a couple of extras for good measure. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
252: Rex

252: Rex

Show Notes & Description
"They have very strong legs and may kick or scratch if they feel frightened or insecure, so everyone in the house must understand careful and calm handling." -PetMD
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, dismemberment, disfigurement, and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont David Ault as Ty Betteridge Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
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251: Castor

251: Castor

Show Notes & Description
“Castor from the Latin for Beaver or brown, and Rex – Latin for King.” -Source
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, extreme injury, death, and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]
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250: Imperial

250: Imperial

Show Notes & Description
“The Blue Imperial rabbit was an English breed of domestic rabbit that is now extinct. It was used to create several modern breeds, including the American rabbit.” -Wikipedia
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of extreme injury, death, illness, and natural disaster. Listener discretion is advised.]

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249: Nuralagus

249: Nuralagus

Show Notes & Description
"It is the largest known lagomorph to have ever existed, with an estimated weight of 8–12 kilograms (18–26 lb), nearly double the weight of the average Flemish Giant rabbit." - Wikipedia
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248: Silver Fox

248: Silver Fox

Show Notes & Description
“Silver fox rabbits are larger than many other rabbit breeds. They can grow to be as heavy as 12 pounds, but some males will only get to be 9 pounds fully grown. This is larger than a breed standard Chihuahua or Pomeranian!” -Source
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, extreme injury, medical distress, and needles. Listener discretion is advised.]
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247: Snowshoe Hares

247: Snowshoe Hares

Show Notes & Description
“[Snowshoe hares] are shy and secretive and spend most of the day in shallow depressions, called forms, scraped out under clumps of ferns, brush thickets, and downed piles of timber. They may occasionally use the large burrows of mountain beavers as forms. … Snowshoe hares are generally solitary but may gather in small groups when feeding.” -Source
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of game animals being used as food, natural disasters, violence, death, and wet and visceral sounds. Listener discretion is advised.]
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The 2026 Patreon Sampler

The 2026 Patreon Sampler

Show Notes & Description
Go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone for more.
TIMESTAMPS: Marissa’s Interrogation: 2:14 Here In The Basement (Singalong): 7:51 Ren Faire Postcard Stories: The Crust Punks: 12:40 COMMEN.TARY Episode 178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snowstorm: 55:58 Movies With Michael Episode 3: My Name Is Nobody: 81:47

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[INTERMISSION XLI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Britannia Petite

[INTERMISSION XLI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Britannia Petite

Show Notes & Description
CREDITS: Written and Created by JustJenah
Shaun Pellington as Sax Cody Heath as Britches JustJenah as Skinner Dylan Griggs as Tex David Ault as Try Better and Outlaw Ty Athan as Troy, CowTroy, and Try Better
Naem D. Chouinard on the Ukulele as well as lead and backing vocals
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246: Tax-Xiber

246: Tax-Xiber

Show Notes & Description
"The commercial breeds started gaining in popularity, gradually at first, but dramatically later on as the trend gained momentum, till they edged the Tax-Xiber to the sidelines. The local breed has now lost so much of its importance that it is on the verge of extinction." -CIHEAM
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, coercion, and a loud swallowing sound. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
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WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 5 is available now!

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 5 is available now!

Show Notes & Description
OUT NOW: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/woe-begone-music-from-the-podcast-season-5
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245: Lop

245: Lop

Show Notes & Description
Tonight’s Top Story: Sloshing. You may have seen the viral Tiktok trend popping up on your For You Page. But is this a harmless fad or Grand Theft Jukebox? The answer at 11.
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy David Ault as Ty Betteridge Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont
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244: Harlequin

244: Harlequin

Show Notes & Description
"Harlequin rabbits are friendly, playful, and social animals that thrive when they get lots of interaction with their family members. Like other pet bunnies, Harlequins need several hours of supervised time outside of their cage to get exercise and release excess energy. Rabbits that do not get enough social interaction may develop undesirable behaviors like biting, scratching, or kicking when handled." PetMD
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243: Desert Hare

243: Desert Hare

Show Notes & Description
“With the exception of mating season, desert hares are generally solitary mammals. They communicate with other hares when danger is approaching by drumming their feet, but do not depend on a group for safety.” Animal Diversity Web
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and drowning, as well as a loud sound around 10 minutes in. Listener discretion is advised.]

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242: Wooly

242: Wooly

Show Notes & Description
“Jersey Wooly rabbits are most active around daybreak and sunset. They do better indoors but should have enough space to run around in the house. Allowing your rabbit to run outdoors will help it get fresh air and sunlight, which makes for a healthy life. However, make sure it is in a secure area away from other animals or possible predators.”


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241: Lionhead

241: Lionhead

Show Notes & Description
"Lionhead rabbits are social, energetic, and enjoy human interaction, but they can be skittish and generally don't like being picked up."
[WARNING: This episode contains discussions of and depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Fay Roberts as Samantha Jessica Rowe as Sammie David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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The Ballad Of Season 20

The Ballad Of Season 20

Show Notes & Description
The storm was brewing Matt got into jazz The world lost all the sense it ever had An iteration Gave them advice They found themselves on the road at night
And it’s not that hard To find an orb When it’s floating feet above the water And it’s not that smart To drive you car Right up to the bank of the river Keep off of the grass
Mikey and Michael Beefed it with norm Stinky and Bradford have questions for them Michael is missing He up and disappeared Mike’s Operose will take it from here
And it’s not that hard To twist an arm When it’s attached to you into the future So Michael works For Mike, that jerk He and the Elements will start to lay the groundwork So keep off of the grass
Boris pulls up He saves the Matt Pack He drives them through the storm all the way back But someone broke in A corpse was left behind The clues that are on him swirl in their minds
And it’s not that hard To find where to start When you see yourself in a picture as a stranger So they book a flight Get there over night To see what it is about is Oldbrush Valley Better keep off of the grass
Now at the Ice Lair Michael’s upset The Elements are the worst help he could get And there’s a mission Mike wants him to log In the Fire Future with MDawg
And it’s not that hard To lose your spark When you get abandoned inside a strange future Michael tries to hide But Fox finds him inside Bluster’s stable and they go to fight the fire Better keep off of the grass
In Oldbrush Valley Matt greets Python He shows them a corpse like the one back home Before they are ready He transports them off It’s all according to a plan that they know nothing of
And it’s not that hard In Bluster’s Grove When the Matt Pack suddenly lands into your lap Lieutenant wins At chess again (metaphorically) And MW goes to see Tex So you better keep off of the grass
Tex is working Scouting on his own He killed Gallium when Gallium got close He located Michael and Stuffed him in a vat He’s gonna use him to figure out what Mike has
And it’s not that hard To find the start When you consolidate Michael to get the info But MW steps up He’s the lucky one Now he and Michael are finally together They’re gonna keep off of the grass
The Matt Pack’s home  They need their rest but Who shows up next they could never guess An iteration with a  Flower tattoo He looks like Matt and he says That they’re in a correction too
And it’s not that hard To leave a mark When you’ve got the culprit tied in your room Matt burns his neck But does not expect That the future Python shows no effect Keep off of the grass
Rubi and Cae Work without a plan until The Ice Lair sends Cae to a distant land When he returns He has terrible news All of them are in a continuous correction too
And mike takes it hard His mind is scarred Because something has gone wrong with Edgar But now he has a tool To use against Lieutenant too He’ll get a seat at the table or deploy the weapon Better keep off of the grass
Magnolia steps in You know they know the score The Field Of Flowers weighs in on the war The Matt Pack can stop this Gotta get to the device But you know saving the world comes at a price
And it’s not that hard To shut the door When MW helps from the inside  Matt gets erased It is no mistake and Boris tries to hold onto memories While he keeps off of the grass
Mike can’t remember But Cae surely can They’re reunited by the Punks in Troy’s mansion Eagle and Lieutenant Have started moving in But The Hutch puts an end to Operose again
Cause it’s not that hard For Stinky to outsmart Those meanies who want to run the world TryLeg pulls some strings And the compound brings All their iterations of Mike into battle You know they keep off of the grass
So what is next now That everyone knows Everything that they have tried to hide? Will it make them stronger To remember it all Or it will it cause them to fall apart  Right in front of our eyes
And it’s not that hard To make a fresh start Just as long we’re all on the same pages But I'm sure what’s next Will need addressed And I hope they stay united through the ages   And keep off of the grass Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
FEED DROP: Dominus Episode 1: Tu Es Petrus

FEED DROP: Dominus Episode 1: Tu Es Petrus

Show Notes & Description
Dominus is a full cast Catholic horror podcast in which three Catholic priests, trapped in a remote Ontario mansion by a strange blizzard, must find a way to exorcise a demon before it escapes into the world.
Unfortunately for them, the demon is a true believer, and therefore inoculated against Catholicism.
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[INTERMISSION XL] Agglomerate (More Than I Am)

[INTERMISSION XL] Agglomerate (More Than I Am)

Show Notes & Description
Season 21 begins next week. Thanks for playing.
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240: Day ±∞

240: Day ±∞

Show Notes & Description
Prime Mike, pipin' hot.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, including gun violence, as well as violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Aleksandr Batenko as Boris Steve Anzalone as Eagle JJ as Skinner Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy Kirstin Ria as Fox Holloway Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont

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239: The Matt Pack in: Crushed Felt In The Field Of Flowers

239: The Matt Pack in: Crushed Felt In The Field Of Flowers

Show Notes & Description
It is best to be early for war.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, as well as death. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Aleksandr Batenko as Boris Steve Anzalone as Eagle

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238: Day 28

238: Day 28

Show Notes & Description
It don't change the price of hamhocks in Spain.

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237: The Matt Pack in: The Unburning Flower

237: The Matt Pack in: The Unburning Flower

Show Notes & Description
The revolver felt heavy and cold in my hand. [Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, and burning flesh. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt and "Future Matt"

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236: Day -1287

236: Day -1287

Show Notes & Description
Gunshy.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
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235: The Matt Pack in: Riders On The Iteration Storm

235: The Matt Pack in: Riders On The Iteration Storm

Show Notes & Description
There you go. I made the first move. So start talking, cowboy.
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt

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[INTERMISSION XXXIX] The American Bison 4

[INTERMISSION XXXIX] The American Bison 4

Show Notes & Description
Download The American Bison 4 for free: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/the-american-bison-4
Season 20 continues next week. Thanks for playing.
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234: Day 753

234: Day 753

Show Notes & Description
I ain’t that difficult to figure out. I just got secrets.
[Warning: The episode contains depictions of death, gun violence, and hypothetical squirrel death. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS: Kirsten Ria as Fox Holloway

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233: The Matt Pack in: The Snake In Silver Nitrate

233: The Matt Pack in: The Snake In Silver Nitrate

Show Notes & Description
A serpent in hiding can kill you before you see it.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt and Python

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232: Day 14

232: Day 14

Show Notes & Description
You gotta let these things play out until they can't play out no more. Makes for less tracks in the snow.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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231: The Matt Pack in: Faulty Arithmetic

231: The Matt Pack in: Faulty Arithmetic

Show Notes & Description
it is important to make sure your enemy is dead, so that he cannot attack you when you turn your back.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of death. Listener discretion is advised.]

CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt Aleksandr Batenko as Boris

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230: Day 0

230: Day 0

Show Notes & Description
You left the gate open for ‘em.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of using animals for their meat. Listener discretion is advised.]
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229: The Matt Pack in: Terror On The Daugava River

229: The Matt Pack in: Terror On The Daugava River

Show Notes & Description
“You need calloused hands to do dirty work.”
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and references to alcohol. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt

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The Ballad of Season 19

The Ballad of Season 19

Show Notes & Description
LYRICS:
Well Edgar is dead there is nothing to say Nothing Mike can do will make it okay There’s nothing to do to return him to form Better to stay home and hang out with Norm
Mike kills a spider inside of his house He carries it with him whenever he’s out Michael thinks he’d do better out of the home So Mike goes to Texas, down to bluster’s grove
Tex has an idea of what’s going on He sends Mike to Yellowknife to live on a farm The Yellowknife folks don’t like Mike's plan So they break his calculator, no more numbers, man
Mike escapes back to Bluster’s Grove He’s been living as stock with the numbers alone The lost year is gone, it’s burned in the past Tex pushed mike right into a vat
It’s better to let these things go But mike can’t keep well enough alone
There’s talks at the tavern of a rerack today But Tex gets dethroned and Mike is set free A is in charge, he’s cracking the whip Outlaw and Bluster are now wanted men
Mike is retired after such a long trip He piles up the past to try and get over it Base is continuing correcting the time Mike sleeps through a conference and steps on a spider
Meanwhile Al is the king of the crabs He puts down a mutiny with a wave of his hands Lieutenant swears revenge and you know that he’ll get it Operose will be back if Mike will just let it
Ty visits Mike to make a house call Acting like he doesn’t want anything at all He makes Mike promise he won’t do something drastic Mike tells Ty he can kiss his asscheek

It’s better to let these things go But mike can’t keep well enough alone
Mike starts to blink when he’s at the compound Destabilized timelines are going around And Norm gets too close to remain in the fold Bradford and Stinky take over his home
Stinky plays dumb, Mike blinks out Mike is getting desperate for help right now He begs Michael for guidance, Michael says yep He proves Mike will become him, cuts off his fingertip
Edgar blinks out inside a correction He cannot avoid Operose’s detection Everyone is trying to remember him alive But Mike is determined he will never die
Lieutenant’s set free, he sends Al to Ty Al sends Mike to yellowknife and then al’s sent to die Lieutenant kills A and frees Tex from the vats He sends Edman to Yellowknife where Mike is at
It’s better to let these things go But mike can’t keep well enough alone
Bradford sends Mike to Norm, he don’t remember a thing Mike transports in the room and ruins everything He meets the cured Edgar and chooses to save him The iteration storm stars, cue the mayhem
But what about the lost year, that voice that we heard? Is it fated to stay buried in the dirt? Now that Mike initiated the storm What will become of the Mikes that are born?
Is Operose now a foregone conclusion That Mike founded it to keep Edgar elusive And maybe the most important question of all Will the Matt Pack get screentime in this season at all?
It’s better to let these things go But mike can’t keep well enough alone
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[INTERMISSION XXXVIII] A WOE.BEGONE Christmas Carol

[INTERMISSION XXXVIII] A WOE.BEGONE Christmas Carol

Show Notes & Description
I was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of alcohol, sickness, and death, and contains from mouth sounds like sneezing and coughing.]

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228: The Way He Lived

228: The Way He Lived

Show Notes & Description
There is a hole in him.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, violence, gun violence, preparing animals for food, and a brief mention of alcohol use. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Kevin Berrey as Ryan Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter JustJ as Skinner Derek Moreland as Rugby Man Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Taylor Michaels as Chance Lyssa Jay as Charlie Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Ryan Joseph Murphy as Norm David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Jamie Petronis as Matt Cody Heath as Britches Pine Gonzales as Magnolia Jess Syrat as Flash
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227: The Way He Connected Me

227: The Way He Connected Me

Show Notes & Description
Come on, Bear. You're not alone. [Warning: this episode contains a depiction of animal butchery. Listener discretion is advised.]

[Listen to the Becquer Tales wherever you get your podcasts!]
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226: The Way He Hid From Me

226: The Way He Hid From Me

Show Notes & Description
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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The Proof Is In The Podcast Episode 3: Season 3

The Proof Is In The Podcast Episode 3: Season 3

Show Notes & Description
Ben and I try to sum up the plot of season 3 of WOE.BEGONE in 60 seconds. Only one of us is successful.
Listen to The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show wherever you get your podcasts.
This episode stars Ben Rowe, Michelle Kan, and David Ault, and was edited by Michelle Kan.
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The Bluster's Day Greenhouse T-shirt H***t

The Bluster's Day Greenhouse T-shirt H***t

Show Notes & Description
Happy Bluster's Day! [Warning: this episode contains references to pee. Sorry.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
225: The Way He Kept Us Organized

225: The Way He Kept Us Organized

Show Notes & Description
Just some fall cleaning.
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FEED DROP: Hollow Disciple Episode 1 - Extraction

FEED DROP: Hollow Disciple Episode 1 - Extraction

Show Notes & Description
From the creator of Wake Of Corrosion comes a new sci-fi thriller - Hollow Disciple.
In the vast abyss of dying stars lurks a forsaken vessel. Silent and still. Stumbling upon it, the scavenger crew of The Elpis think they've hit the jackpot.  But when the scouting party stops responding, their luck takes a dark turn and the sinister nature of their prize becomes all too apparent.
Written and produced by Shaun Pellington Hollow Disciple theme by Dylan Griggs
Main Cast Shaun Pellington Tatiana Gefter Puja Vaarta Edward Llewelyn David Ault Sarah Turner Lee Pellington
Cover art by Heather Vaughan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The 5th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts TODAY (11/15) at 3pm EST/2pm CST!

The 5th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts TODAY (11/15) at 3pm EST/2pm CST!

Show Notes & Description
Watch: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod 11/25 3pm EST / 2pm CST
Hey guys, If you are listening to this the day that it goes up on the feed (11/15/2025), we are celebrating the 5th anniversary of WOE.BEGONE with a 24 hour stream, over on http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod. If you've never caught a stream before, the 24 hour stream is a great place to begin. We'll be doing some normal things like writing the episode 225 soundtrack and playing some games, but we're also going to be doing some stuff you wouldn't get any other time. Stuff like writing a standalone episode of WOE.BEGONE along with chat, a live episode of Movies With Michael with special guests, pilk, a season 4 listening session, acoustic live set, Y time and more. Hope to see you there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
224: The Way He Woke Me Up

224: The Way He Woke Me Up

Show Notes & Description
Hope is a bug, wings to the beloved. [Warning: this episode contains spiders. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show is written, produced, and stars JustJ as Skinner Cody Heath as Britches Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Jess Syrat as Flash Jamie Petronis as Python
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FEED DROP: [REDACTED] Episode 1: False Start

FEED DROP: [REDACTED] Episode 1: False Start

Show Notes & Description
EPISODE TITLE: [REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1) —--------------
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)
Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jacob begins to discover a sense of belonging in a place he never expected.
Equal parts horror and workplace satire, [REDACTED] takes inspiration from late 90s & early 2000s television like procedural monster-of-the-week shows X-files & Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the classic ensemble banter of Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Psych.
Visit our website: https://theredactedunit.com/ Join the discussion: http://theredactedunit.com/discord
[REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1) Jacob Kane makes a big life change
Starring: Jamie Petronis as Jacob Kane Athan as Eli Reyes Dan Morris as The Strict Producer Jeffrey Reddick as The Anxious Screenwriter Karen Neat as Server James Spurney as as Phil (Landlord) Nathan Lundsford as Jordan Kane Harlan Guthrie as ■■■ Zoe D. Lee as ■■■■■ Ben Akira Spencer as Officer Ioana Adascalitei as Jody (Paramedic)
General Show Warnings Recurring themes of violence and peril, horror, death and grief, sudden & unsettling audio, use of weapons, secret-police/cover-ups, strong language.

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223: The Way He Took Control

223: The Way He Took Control

Show Notes & Description
It's good to be king.

[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, death, and choking. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[INTERMISSION XXXVII] The Bluster's Grove Halloween Campfire Extravaganza

[INTERMISSION XXXVII] The Bluster's Grove Halloween Campfire Extravaganza

Show Notes & Description
Happy Halloween. Season 19 continues next week. Thanks for playing.
CREDITS: Written by Ben Rowe, David Ault, and Dylan Griggs Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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Feed Drop: The Gentleman From Hell

Feed Drop: The Gentleman From Hell

Show Notes & Description
An entire town… gone. Without a trace. No signs, no warnings. Just silence. This is the story of Cold Sparrow.
Twenty-four years ago, the peaceful town of Cold Sparrow became the center of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries in modern history. Every resident vanished. Among them, the enigmatic billionaire Benjamin Veers, whose strange ways made him an icon of intrigue. The town, once forgotten, now infamous. The questions? Endless. The answers? Nonexistent.
For over two decades, investigators have been left baffled—cults, kidnappings, disappearances—none have led them closer to the truth. But now, three celebrated private investigators—famous for bringing down one of the most dangerous cults in history—have been called upon to tackle this mystery. Known for taking on the cases no one else could solve, they’re determined to uncover what really happened in Cold Sparrow.
Yet, the deeper they dig, the darker the whispers become. Rumours swirl of something far more sinister than anyone ever imagined. Could the mystery of Cold Sparrow be tied to forces that reach far beyond our world? Could it be linked to something… infernal?
Some mysteries, once uncovered, may be better left untouched. Cold Sparrow: A town that disappeared… but something still lingers in the shadows.
The investigation begins… now.

Episode Description:
Three private detectives investigate the mystery of Cold Sparrow - a town that's entire population disappeared without a trace over twenty years ago. Together, the detectives seek to unravel the town's mysteries and find the enigmatic Benjamin Veers, an eccentric billionaire who resided in the once picturesque town.


Credits:
Written by Mark Anzalone
Edited by Walker Kornfeld
Sound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone
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Mace voiced by Steven Zivic
Leon voiced by Sam Stark
Phyllis voiced by Aubrey Akers
Benjamin Veers voiced by Mark Anzalone
Edward Veers voiced by Mark Anzalone
Charlie Prist voiced by Mark Anzalone
--
Intro music by Steven Anzalone
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222: The Way He Kept My Head Above Water

222: The Way He Kept My Head Above Water

Show Notes & Description
One of those "bereaved things."
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221: The Way He Lingers

221: The Way He Lingers

Show Notes & Description
It must all be some big misunderstanding.  [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of drowning. Listener discretion is advised.]
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220: The Way He Pushed Me

220: The Way He Pushed Me

Show Notes & Description
I don’t think that I want to time travel again for a very very long time.
[WARNING: This episode contains alcohol and alcoholism, as well as some mouth sounds in act 2. Listener discretion is advised.]
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219: The Way He Kept Things Quiet

219: The Way He Kept Things Quiet

Show Notes & Description
It’s too loud.
[Warning: This episode contains discussions of death and anxiety about dying. Listener discretion is advised.]
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218: The Way He Cools Me Down

218: The Way He Cools Me Down

Show Notes & Description
A Zeno’s Paradox of nihilism.
[Warning: This episode contains discussions of animal violence, threats of violence, and descriptions of vomiting and poison. Listener discretion is advised.]
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217: The Way He Reminds Me That I Exist

217: The Way He Reminds Me That I Exist

Show Notes & Description
Do I exist?
[Warning: This episode contains a discussion of suicide, violent situations, and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]
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The Ballad Of Season 18

The Ballad Of Season 18

Show Notes & Description
Well OVER’s building up tier 4 They’re thinking that they control  True permanence True permanence But Michael’s in Riga with Mike They’re working for the TryLeg  Corporation And they notice  The crows are sounding just like Leg There’s something strange that’s going down  In Texas, oh They’ll find it Mike stops by the Valley to see Mikey who installs The Ram in tier 2 To see what they knew
And meanwhile Down in Bluster’s Grove The Legs are piling up But from where nobody knows The scrapyard is a hotbed Of things that no one should have got Their grubby paws on yet
69 is dead and Mike arrives Only to be corrected by Chance And not circumstance He explains what’s happening The Lionhorse attacks and they’re trapped in The warehouse They see some horrors in some vats But Stinky shows up with leg and he  Rescues their doomed asses He takes them to the future where He has been leglocked thanks to Bradford Beaumont He’s their new boss
And meanwhile On the island Felix cleans it up But he leaves a mess behind Lieutenant In his evil ways Finds a way to get himself free To unite OI
Mikey’s in an awful jam He made the mistake of trusting Eagle What a damn fool He iterates and tortures him Replaces him with a docile iteration A distraction He’s heading down to Bluster’s Grove When Lieutenant says all he knows They’re changing up the operation He’s traveled halfway around the world And found a village of Michaels ripe for Elimination
And meanwhile In Slovenia The gang arrives one-by-one And each is thrown in jail The trial of the century Is hot on their heels as they hope Chance will bail them out
A and M are hunting Tex He’s hurt, they need him for what’s next They take him To the village They activate his memories They need him to become Judge B And help them Make decisions Michael’s prolonged absence means that Dead Man’s off pulling the strings Charlie don’t know yet what it means To see him at the rendezvous He’s fishing for the crust punks now He’s rounded them up shipped ‘em out They’re going to tier 3
And meanwhile at the Outpost Traitors are all signing up To join Lieutenant’s cause But Bluster leads resistance He rallies the troops at Blust A Groove! And Outlaw sends the traitors off

As for what will happen next It’s Stinky’s sacrificial quest To get his mitts on The mystery box The Crust Punks numbers start to dwindle But Skinner’s lives and distracts Eagle Chance grabs the box and Stinky Punches coordinates in and all are off Now that they have true permanence They all arrive cacophonous  At the trial, it’s on fire M’s at Eagle’s throat with a knife and Now the gang’s on the same page They put an end to Eagle’s days   And they restore all the order That the Michaels are were longing for
And meanwhile It’s a bad idea For Bradford have this much power Everyone agree The village gets to keep the box And most of them don’t have a clue What they are fending off
I ask you, what you think will happen With OI gone, there’s no Cured Edgar The clock is counting down at edgars-death-window.com But does OI go down so easy I swear there was another Eagle In the Ice Lair, hiding out there That no one knows about Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[INTERMISSION XXXVI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: The Snake Handler

[INTERMISSION XXXVI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: The Snake Handler

Show Notes & Description
Short tails are in this season.
WOE.BEGONE Season 19 starts next week. Thanks for playing.
CREDIT: JustJenah as Skinner SUCPS is created, edited, and stars JustJenah
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216: The Fish

216: The Fish

Show Notes & Description
You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Bradford. This can be a vicious cycle, and the end result is almost always negative. Rather than picking yourself to pieces, find ways to accept your looks. Whether it's your weight, age, or anything else, if you can't accept yourself as you are, you'll always find something wrong no matter how many changes you make.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, as well as psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Henry Galley as Bradford Beaumont JustJenah as Skinner Jesse Syrat as Flash Cody Heath as Britches Steve Anzelone as Eagle Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge Lyssa Jay as Charlie Taylor Michaels as Chance Athan as Troy
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215: The Water-Bearer

215: The Water-Bearer

Show Notes & Description
An evening at home with your iteration could bring the two of you closer, Outlaw. Your emotions are intense right now, so you need to use your intuition to judge exactly how much of your feelings you should reveal. An intellectual passion could also come your way. You might discover a new field of interest and you'll want to bury yourself at home studying it for hours.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, some of which are wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: David Ault as Outlaw Ty David Ault as Crystal Ty
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214: The Sea-Goat

214: The Sea-Goat

Show Notes & Description
Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you're determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don't get too excited, Lieutenant, because it's time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people's help to get them done.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, as well as discussions about using animals for their meat. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: "FUCK!" - Taylor Michaels, Archival Footage
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213: The Centaur

213: The Centaur

Show Notes & Description
If you're in a debate, don't back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You'll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it's needed to control the situation.
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of violence and drunkenness/intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.]
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212: The Scorpion

212: The Scorpion

Show Notes & Description
Keep the initiative today. If you can move faster than the competition, that's all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.
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211: The Scales

211: The Scales

Show Notes & Description
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you're open to possibilities.
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CREDITS: Lyssa Jay as Charlie Athan as Troy
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[INTERMISSION XXXV] REMAKE: Episode 64: uninhabited.

[INTERMISSION XXXV] REMAKE: Episode 64: uninhabited.

Show Notes & Description
This is a remake of episode 64 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Now with improved Michael Voice™!
Season 18 continues next week. Thanks for playing.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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210: The Virgin

210: The Virgin

Show Notes & Description
I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.
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209: The Lion

209: The Lion

Show Notes & Description
I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, a car crash, and sudden loud action-violence noises scattered throughout. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance
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I Have Been To The Future Vol. 3 Is Available Now!

I Have Been To The Future Vol. 3 Is Available Now!

Show Notes & Description
BANDCAMP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-future-volume-3 PATREON: https://patreon.com/woe_begone
Or listen on Spotify, Apple Music, Youtube Music, or wherever you stream music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
208: The Crab

208: The Crab

Show Notes & Description
I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence towards humans and crustaceans, gun violence, and a depiction of alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Mike
BLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.com
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207: The Twins

207: The Twins

Show Notes & Description
Corrections are a messy, messy business.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jess Syrat as Flash Steve Anzalone as Eagle
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206: The Bull

206: The Bull

Show Notes & Description
You wanted to meet the bull, Mike? Well, ya get the horns, son.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: David Ault as Outlaw Ty Taylor Michaels as Chance
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205: The Ram

205: The Ram

Show Notes & Description
God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.
CREDITS: JustJenah as Skinner Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia
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The Ballad Of Season 17

The Ballad Of Season 17

Show Notes & Description
Season 18 starts tomorrow.
LYRICS: Well, we didn’t know everyone who got edited Mikey was part CANNONBALL And when he killed Mike on the way to his home No one noticed ‘cuz mike was just gone Then back at base Edgar needed a strategy To tell the edits apart So he and Ryan were using the Stinky  Device, everyone was alarmed
And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know Is lining up the pieces in a row He’s setting everything up just so He’ll get to the finish line, steady and slow
Chance is part CANNONBALL, no one’s surprised And Ty-Troy lends Stinky a hand They lead him down to the containment wing Where they subsequently banish him They go their separate ways looking for Mike and now Stinky’s face-to-face with Tex A brawl breaks out, his leg is a goner He doesn’t know what’s coming next
And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know Is lining up the pieces in a row He’s catching up on his favorite show While he drives to the distance, steady and slow
Meanwhile, Christmas Island’s not quite so festive A yacht has been spotted at sea And when they storm the place, they see a familiar face Felix is dead as can be Stinky wakes up and he has been abandoned A Leg is sewn into his stump He knows that Nobody’s lurking inside him But Bluster arrives and picks him up
And meanwhile a Michael we don’t know Is lining up the pieces in a row He disconnects Nobody so that The plan can go forward, steady and slow
Stinky and Michael fly down the highway Charlissa and Ryan pop in Stinky’s surprised, but when they arrive They say they are looking for him This is a piece of Michael’s grand scheme The edited folks make their way Down to the containment wing where he Disconnects Nobody, sends him on his way
With disconnectivity in tow Nobody’s plan begins to grow He heads back to the start, ready to go To cut off his arm, steady and slow
Back at the beginning, Nobody is playing WOE.BEGONE once again The phone call goes off without much of a hitch Michael provides arms for his plan But Nobody’s quickly thrown off of the path When Roger shows up with the pig He isn’t innocent, what does he know He’s involving himself in this thing
So when Stinky finally comes to Inside the body he once knew Nobody’s got one challenge left to go He’s been playing the game, steady and slow
While Stinky was out, Roger claimed his own prize And taken the device from him He wants revenge for his father from Ty, Who Roger thinks got his dad killed They take off to Matt’s house, a pitstop at O.V.E.R. Stinky steals back what is his He learns a life lesson inside the diner And now he is ready for this
So when they arrive at Matt's house Stinky’s ready to go out But when he makes his sacrifices known Anne takes him away, steady and slow
Is Stinky stuck in the future? Will Anne help Base rebuild? There’s no guarantee but I think we’ll know At the end of the season, steady and slow.

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[INTERMISSION XXXIV] REMAKE: Episode 23: I Have Been To The Future

[INTERMISSION XXXIV] REMAKE: Episode 23: I Have Been To The Future

Show Notes & Description
This is a remake of episode 23 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Starring Jamie Petronis as Matt!
Season 18 starts next week. Thanks for playing.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Matt
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204: Tytroyssa, Charnce, DawgMan, + Fedgar

204: Tytroyssa, Charnce, DawgMan, + Fedgar

Show Notes & Description
This fan favorite combination won't be around forever! Buy now while supplies last!
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley David Ault as Ty Betteridge Devin Steffens as Roger Jr. Lucy Valentine as Anne Kevin Berrey as Ryan Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Lyssa Jay as Charlie Taylor Michaels as Chance Athan as Troy Ben Rowe as Felix Cody Heath as Britches Jesse Syrat as Flash Jamie Petronis as Matt Kevin Berrey as Ryan
WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_Page DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD [REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ks
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203: Stinkyleg

203: Stinkyleg

Show Notes & Description
Stinky and Leg? That's a combination you could only DREAM of!
[Warning: this episode contains discussions of death and depictions of violence and suffering. Listener discretion is advised.]
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Promo: [REDACTED] 24 Hour Livestream and Kickstarter Starts Today!

Promo: [REDACTED] 24 Hour Livestream and Kickstarter Starts Today!

Show Notes & Description
From the makers of The Grotto (Troy) and The Cellar Letters (Matt).
STREAM (Starts at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central): http://twitch.tv/athansmusic KICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
202: Mikebody Nolters

202: Mikebody Nolters

Show Notes & Description
Same WOE.BEGONE flavor, new Nobody taste!
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Devin Steffens as Roger Additional voices by Michelle Kan and Pine Gonzalez
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201: Nobody Walters

201: Nobody Walters

Show Notes & Description
Nobody and Leg: Two great characters that taste great together!
[Warning: this episode contains a discussion of death and violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]
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200: Charlissa + The Nobodies

200: Charlissa + The Nobodies

Show Notes & Description
This episode is brought to you by TryLeg.com! Embrace the future. Embrace leg.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and car crash. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Michelle Kan and Lyssa Jay as Charlissa Taylor Michaels and Nathan Lunsford as Chance Evans David Ault and Athan as Try Better Kevin Berrey as Ryan
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199: Michael?

199: Michael?

Show Notes & Description
What's the mystery Michael flavor? The first customer to guess could win a new car! Rules and regulations reply, see Leg for details.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence, a discussion of death, and a mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[INTERMISSION XXXIII] COMMEN.TARY: The Felix Chronicles (With Ben Rowe!)

[INTERMISSION XXXIII] COMMEN.TARY: The Felix Chronicles (With Ben Rowe!)

Show Notes & Description
This was originally posted for patrons as a director's commentary episode.
I sat down with Ben Rowe, voice of Felix and creator of the Felix Chronicles, to talk about the show! We had a great time talking about how the show came to be, how Ben envisions the character, cuddling with Goofy, and so much more.
Season 17 returns next week.
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198: Nostinky

198: Nostinky

Show Notes & Description
Human sacrifice, Nobody and Stinky living together, mass hysteria!
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of amputation, blood, violence, and psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]
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CREDITS: Jess Syrat as Flash (Archival audio) Cody Heath as Britches (Archival audio)
SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW: Written and Sound Edited by JustJenah JustJenah as Skinner and Lisa Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
197: Mmiikkee

197: Mmiikkee

Show Notes & Description
We heard you like Mike, so we put Mike in your Mike so you can Mike while you Mike!
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of death. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Gary Furlong as H
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196: TXTXDawg

196: TXTXDawg

Show Notes & Description
Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo.
[Warning: this episode contains gun violence, knife violence, horse violence, death, dismemberment, corpses, and more. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
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195: Troy Betteridge

195: Troy Betteridge

Show Notes & Description
There was a mixup at the Troy factory! Now there's Ty in every box!
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance Lyssa Jay as Charlie Athan as Troy Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL David Ault as Ty
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194: Chance Evans

194: Chance Evans

Show Notes & Description
You got CANNONBALL in my Chance! You can Chance in my CANNONBALL!
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Athan as Troy Taylor Michaels as Chance Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL
THE SAMANTHA CHRONICLES Created, Written By, Produced, and Edited by Ben Rowe Ben Rowe as Felix Fay Roberts as Samantha Karim Kronfli as Omar
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193: VHS Overnighter

193: VHS Overnighter

Show Notes & Description
The cleaning power of VHS Michael meets the whitening power of Overnighter!
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Credits: Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL
SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW Written and Sound Edited by JustJenah JustJenah as Skinner Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Shaun Pellington as Sax Alex Telander as Robert Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Ballad Of Season 16

The Ballad Of Season 16

Show Notes & Description
Season 17 starts tomorrow.
LYRICS: Mike took over Base And he left Edgar behind Everyone was mad at him He couldn’t tell them why He had a plan in Yellowknife Iterated their Mike He went to Tex’s poker night An iteration died.
Stinky showed up on his own Wielding a device It made him near invincible He toppled Tex in one try He almost did the same to Base But the Stinky device misfired Chance became the leader And left Shadow behind.
Meanwhile Mikey’s very lost He can’t remember his life He found himself in Rugby, Writing like a scribe He finally escaped and made it All the way to Sly Where he was picked up once again And also Christmas Island happened, Or did it? Is that canon?
Chance tried his hand at leading Base With Mikey at his side The Stinky device pointed them To a mission on the inside But inside of where? They think it is OI But wherever it truly is Mikey remembers his life.
But Mikey’s iterated once more And finds himself on ice CANNONBALL has stolen him To retrieve his device This device can edit them And then store them inside So Ryan hatches an escape plan Or at least he tries.
Ryan has a game plan To save them from the ice They find themselves at Boris’s place To root through Michael’s files Boris tries to shoot them down But gets caught by surprise Luckily, he’s not the only one Meddling in this time.
Mikey gets sent back to base But everything’s on fire, Or at least it’s very hot And all empty inside CANNONBALL knew of their plan Was not tricked by their lies And so they end up edited And inside the device.
Charlie was inside Tier 3 And had been all the time She kept Marissa inside there To coax out Chris and Ryan Then VHS got consolidated With a compound Michael They overcame their editing And CANNONBALL said goodbye.
But our heroes aren’t safe Can’t go back to their lives Because everyone is edited And everybody lies So who is who? And who is Merely CANNONBALL-lite? And who will Base edit now That they have the Stinky device? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[INTERMISSION XXXII] The Beach Episode

[INTERMISSION XXXII] The Beach Episode

Show Notes & Description
"A fun day of bonding and relaxation!" - Ty Betteridge

Written By:

JustJenah

With contributions by:

David Ault Michelle Kan Ben Rowe Taylor Michaels Lyssa Jay

Script Edited By

Taylor Michaels Ben Rowe

VA/Character List: 

Dylan: MW & Mikey & Mike & Old Man David Ault: Ty Ben Rowe: Felix Lyssa Jay: Charlie Michelle Kan: Marissa Jamie Petronis: Matt & Python Taylor Michaels: Chris William A. Wellman: Ryan (Shadow) Harlan Guthrie: Sly Athan: Troy Jeremy Enfinger: Edgar Kevin Berrey: Ryan Nathan Lunsford: Cannonball Pine Gonzalez: Magnolia Alex C. Telander: Robert Tatiana Gefter: Helen Cody Heath: Britches Shaun Pellington: Sax  Rat Grimes: Skuzz Jesse Syratt: Flash JustJenah: Skinner Rae Lundberg: Jam
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192: Oldbrush Valley, US

192: Oldbrush Valley, US

Show Notes & Description
I wonder what it is about that place.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, death, substance use, and brainwashing. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance Lyssa Jay as Charlie Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Athan as Troy Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL Kevin Berry as Ryan Aleksanr Batenko as Boris William Wellman as Shadow Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar David Ault as Ty Additional Voices from previous episodes by Steve Anzalone, Rae Lundberg, Harlan Guthrie, and Gary Furlong.
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191: Jūrmala, LV

191: Jūrmala, LV

Show Notes & Description
Seaside.
[Warning: This episode contains descriptions of violent threats and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]
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190: Riga, LV

190: Riga, LV

Show Notes & Description
Dievs, sveti Latviju!
[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: [SKINNER'S UNTITLED CRUST PUNK SHOW] Written and edited by JustJenah Skinner played by JustJenah Magnolia played by Pine Gonzalez Chance played by Taylor Michaels Charlie played by Lyssa Jay

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189: Longyearbyen, SJ

189: Longyearbyen, SJ

Show Notes & Description
The Land With The Cold Shores
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188: _______, ??

188: _______, ??

Show Notes & Description
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187: Glacier National Park, MT

187: Glacier National Park, MT

Show Notes & Description
The Crown of the Continent
CREDITS: Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Taylor Michaels as Chance Athan as Troy Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
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[INTERMISSION XXXI] The Proof Is In The Podcast Episode 1: Season 1

[INTERMISSION XXXI] The Proof Is In The Podcast Episode 1: Season 1

Show Notes & Description
Welcome to The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show. This is a show for anyone that feels lost or confused listening to the show and is looking for a quick way to recap what is going on and how it all fits together. Every episode I will be bringing on two guests whose voices you will recognize to talk about a season of WOE.BEGONE. In this pilot episode, we talk about season 1, who Flinch is, how to describe the season 1 challenges using the time travel terminology, whether Mike is actually hot, and so much more.
This episode stars Shaun Pellington and Jenah, and was edited by Michelle Kan.
The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show is available on its own feed (or will be very soon!) wherever you listen to podcasts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
186: Rugby, ND

186: Rugby, ND

Show Notes & Description
The Geographic Center of North America
[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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185: Christmas Island, AU

185: Christmas Island, AU

Show Notes & Description
Research and Discovery
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence (wet and visceral) and alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]
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184: Å, NO

184: Å, NO

Show Notes & Description
Enige og tro inntil Dovre faller
[Warning: this episode contains brief violence and a mention of medical experimentation. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Athan as Troys


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Ulaanbaatar, MN

Ulaanbaatar, MN

Show Notes & Description
The City of the Red Hero
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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182: Bluster's Grove, TX

182: Bluster's Grove, TX

Show Notes & Description
Equus Cum Virtute Multorum
[Warning: this episode contains graphic depictions of death, severe isolation, and alcoholism, as well as discussions of death (including implied child death), which are particularly upsetting in the final segment. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Fay Roberts as Samantha Jessica Rowe as Sammie David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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181: Yellowknife, NT

181: Yellowknife, NT

Show Notes & Description
Multum In Parvo
[Warning: This episode contains discussions of parasites, death, and violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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The 4th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts Tomorrow (11/23) at 4pm EST/3pm CST!

The 4th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts Tomorrow (11/23) at 4pm EST/3pm CST!

Show Notes & Description
Hey guys. If you’re hearing this the same day that I am posting it on the feed, then I am doing a 24 hour livestream TOMORROW, Saturday November 23 starting at 4pm Eastern/3pm Central, at twitch.tv/woebegonepod to celebrate 4 years of WOE.BEGONE. This is the 3rd year in a row we’ve done a 24 hour livestream and it’s always a ton of fun. We’ll write some music (and maybe even perform some live), play some games like Jackbox, Nancy Drew, and Zoombinis, pick up where we left off last year with a WOE.BEGONE season listen-along (we’re up to season 3 at this point), and so much more. This event is a blast every year and usually results in my brain leaking out of my ears by the end of it, so stop by twitch.tv/woebegonepod this weekend and say howdy. Again, that is twitch.tv/woebegonepod from 4pm Eastern/3pm Central starting tomorrow, Saturday November 23 and going for a full 24 hours. I hope to see you there.

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[INTERMISSION XXX] Bluster's Day Voicemail

[INTERMISSION XXX] Bluster's Day Voicemail

Show Notes & Description
Thanks to everyone that left a message on Tex's voicemail for Bluster's Day. Season 16 starts next week. Happy Bluster's Day, y'all!
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1-435-625-1742

1-435-625-1742

Show Notes & Description
Let's make this November 20th the best Bluster's Day ever! What are you doing to celebrate? Call in to 1-435-625-1742 with your Bluster's Day plans and they could featured in the upcoming intermission! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
180: Set Fire To The Face On Fire

180: Set Fire To The Face On Fire

Show Notes & Description
Set fire to the caves on fire Set fire to the horse on fire Set fire to the house on fire Set fire to the Base on fire
[WARNING: This episode contains many types of violence, including wet and visceral violence and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance William Wellman as Shadow Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Lyssa Jay as Charlie David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Jamie Petronis as Python Jenah as Skinner Jess Syrat as Flash Shaun Pellington as Sax  Alex Telander as Robert Cody Heath as Britches Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL Kevin Berry as Ryan Athan as Troy Steve Anzalone as Eagle Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

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179: God Damn

179: God Damn

Show Notes & Description
Troy's on fire in all his dreams, When he's awake, he feels the same.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and prolonged suffering. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Lyssa Jay as Charlie Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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NINE TO MIDNIGHT IV Is Available Now!

NINE TO MIDNIGHT IV Is Available Now!

Show Notes & Description
LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/ninetomidnight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snow Storm

178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snow Storm

Show Notes & Description
When the noise blows away A symphony of silence for 38 and 47, With only dark wood to burn Well that's a fire XL needs to learn.
[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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177: Organ Grinder

177: Organ Grinder

Show Notes & Description
There was fire everywhere that Tex stood. There was fire everywhere that Tex stood.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violent injury. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge Athan as Troy

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176: Cave-In

176: Cave-In

Show Notes & Description
Last night Tex had a dream Troy's eyes were lit by fire
CREDITS: Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Lyssa Jay as Charlie Cody Heath as Britches Athan as Troy

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Feed Drop: The Grotto Episode 1 - Buried Alive

Feed Drop: The Grotto Episode 1 - Buried Alive

Show Notes & Description
The Grotto is a liminal horror audiodrama by Athan, the voice of Troy on WOE.BEGONE. There are a lot of other voices you might recognize as well! Struck by a recent loss, Matt turns to spelunking for solace. As Matt battles grief, he questions if the caves are playing tricks or if something else lurks within. The Grotto is a liminal horror podcast that explores the thin line between grief, pain, mourning, and loss.

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175: Heaven's Got A Heater

175: Heaven's Got A Heater

Show Notes & Description
Young Bluster's a background horse.
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[INTERMISSION XXIX] Postcard Stories: The Ren Faire! (Compound Characters)

[INTERMISSION XXIX] Postcard Stories: The Ren Faire! (Compound Characters)

Show Notes & Description
Ty, Felix, and Helen visit the Ren Faire! This is part 1 of the Ren Faire postcard stories. Parts 2 and 3 will be available on the patreon in the coming days. Season 15 resumes next week. Enjoy.
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Tatiana Gefter as Helen
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174: Highway Steam

174: Highway Steam

Show Notes & Description
Even in the holidays, TXDawg can feel your burning hell, Etching up rusty maps that take you to nowhere.
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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173: Burn Them

173: Burn Them

Show Notes & Description
What if sorrows swim? Good God, Tex'll need to burn them.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
172: Ghostfire

172: Ghostfire

Show Notes & Description
It is unknown to young lovers, intoxicated by spring But when Python feels its icy flames, he'll know everything.
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge Jamie Petronis as Python

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I Have Been To The Future Vol. 2 Is Available Now On Bandcamp!

I Have Been To The Future Vol. 2 Is Available Now On Bandcamp!

Show Notes & Description
I Have Been To The Future Vol 2 is available at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $15. $5 and up patrons get all albums as part of their patreon perks. Blusteer has been to the hollow earth and what he has seen there would kill a smaller horse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
171: Pure Gold

171: Pure Gold

Show Notes & Description
Hey, don’t touch the Calculator Because the Calculator will surely kill you.
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170: Don't Tell The Horses The Stable's On Fire

170: Don't Tell The Horses The Stable's On Fire

Show Notes & Description
Tex built this fortress to hide the words with eyes, But he don't mind beside your lies.

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169: The Future Freaks Me Out

169: The Future Freaks Me Out

Show Notes & Description
MDawg can't stop listening to modern rock, How he hates to be alone!
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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[INTERMISSION XXVIII] The Mikey & Stinky Show

[INTERMISSION XXVIII] The Mikey & Stinky Show

Show Notes & Description
I ain't 'fraid of no ghosts.
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168: Anonymous Councils/Edible Bombs

168: Anonymous Councils/Edible Bombs

Show Notes & Description
It might be too late for you, but at least a couple of the people in that house are innocent.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence and visceral, wet gore. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: JustJenah as Skinner David Ault as Ty Betteridge Steve Anzalone as Eagle Lyssa Jay as Charlie Athan as Troy Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Alex Telander as Robert Jesse Syrat as Flash Cody Heath as Britches Jamie Petronis as Python Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Taylor Michaels as Chance Shaun Pellington as Sax Rat Grimes as Skuzz

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167: Contradiction/Connection

167: Contradiction/Connection

Show Notes & Description
Ooooh. Bad dog.

CREDITS: JustJenah as Skinner Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley David Ault as Ty Betteridge Steve Anzalone as Eagle
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166: Lucid/Psychedelic

166: Lucid/Psychedelic

Show Notes & Description
I am feeling your energy through your palms. They feel as I would expect. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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165: 1980/2024

165: 1980/2024

Show Notes & Description
I may be gone, but not forever.
CREDITS: Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley

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164: Lieutenant/Lieutenant

164: Lieutenant/Lieutenant

Show Notes & Description
We've been in this business too long. Nothing shocks us anymore.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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163: Magnolia/Python

163: Magnolia/Python

Show Notes & Description
Someone is always wondering around with a bottle of transmission fluid and no idea how to use it.

CREDITS: Jamie Petronis as Python Pine Gonzalez as Magnolia Jesse Syratt as Flash Rat Grimes as Skuzz Alex Telander as Robert JustJenah as Skinner Shaun Pellington as Sax Cody Heath as Britches
Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge Fay Roberts as Samantha



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Feed Drop: Dead Space: Deep Cover: "Chapter One"

Feed Drop: Dead Space: Deep Cover: "Chapter One"

Show Notes & Description
Hey guys, I am excited to bring to you a special feed drop. This is the first episode of Dead Space: Deep Cover. You don’t have to be familiar with the world of Dead Space in order to enjoy it.
Dead Space: Deep Cover is an audio drama set in the universe of the Dead Space games. After losing her sister to the Church of Unitology, journalist Emmeline Ayuba goes undercover to expose the dark inner workings of the church. But in doing so, she becomes exposed to something much worse and must decide what's more important to her--finding the truth about what the Church is doing to its members or staying alive. Listen on Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.
Content warnings: violence, death, cults

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[INTERMISSION XXVII] Flesh To Add To Its Own

[INTERMISSION XXVII] Flesh To Add To Its Own

Show Notes & Description
WOE.BEGONE season 14 will continue next week. During the break, I wanted to share something that Harlan and I put together for Phonic Fiction Fest 2022, a short horror comedy called "Flesh To Add To Its Own." Enjoy.
CREDITS: Dylan Griggs as Frank Harlan Guthrie as Spencer David Ault as Scott Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
162: Hostage/Corpse

162: Hostage/Corpse

Show Notes & Description
You fell asleep, night watchman. It’s time to trade shifts.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Support Forged Bonds with their IndieGoGo Campaign!
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance

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161: Puzzle/Solution

161: Puzzle/Solution

Show Notes & Description
The other pieces around them will hold them in place.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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160: Skeptic/Believer

160: Skeptic/Believer

Show Notes & Description
I met a lot of critters in my time and a bunch of ‘em were smarter than me.
[Warning: this episode contains a drug reference. Listener discretion is advised.]
Tay's short horror fiction, "Perchance to Dream": https://soundcloud.com/taylor-michaels-196631661/perchance-to-dream
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance Taylor Michaels as Chris
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159: Sheepdog/Big Bad Wolf

159: Sheepdog/Big Bad Wolf

Show Notes & Description
There are probably more horses that are missin' than there are horses what people knows where they are.
[Warning: this episode contains descriptions of arson, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
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158: Apartment/Mansion

158: Apartment/Mansion

Show Notes & Description
The police have said that they are not going to investigate Blusteer because he is not a person. Here is my plan to get Bluster formally recognized as a person by the United States government.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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157: Good Cop/Bad Cop

157: Good Cop/Bad Cop

Show Notes & Description
It’s Bear huntin’ season round these parts and Tex is comin’ for you.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[INTERMISSION XXVI] TY.BEGONE Episode 1: ParTYcipant Observation

[INTERMISSION XXVI] TY.BEGONE Episode 1: ParTYcipant Observation

Show Notes & Description
[This episode originally aired on the Patreon feed for April Fools 2024. Season 14 begins next week. Thanks for playing.]
Ty Betteridge discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right?
CREDITS: Based on the hit podcast WOE.BEGONE David Ault: Voice of Ty Betteridge Alex : Writing and Britishizing (with assistance from David), Producer, Credits Rap Just Jenah: Announcer/Narrator Gem Aydin: Editor Fortune Salem: Producer Felix: Producer Lyssa Jay: Organizational/Operational Suggestions Cake, Solipsistful, Alyssa: Special Thanks/Shenanigans Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
156: Blinking

156: Blinking

Show Notes & Description
Don’t listen to them, Baby Ty. You don’t have to respect Ty Betteridge. Not even if you are Ty Betteridge.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
There will be an intermission next week. Season 14 starts in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.
CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix Athans as Troy Lyssa Jay as Charlie David Ault as Ty Betteridge Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley
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155: Groundskeeping

155: Groundskeeping

Show Notes & Description
They’re all the “Evil Ty.” You’re going to have to be more specific.
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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154: Swimming

154: Swimming

Show Notes & Description
Here we are. The O.V.E.R. gift shop. Would you like a $54.99 O.V.E.R.-branded cowboy hat?
CREDITS: Athan as Troy David Ault as Ty Betteridge Lyssa Jay as Charlie Tatiana Gefter as Helen Hartley
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153: Futurescouting

153: Futurescouting

Show Notes & Description
We're made to roam.
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152: Showboating

152: Showboating

Show Notes & Description
That’s between myself, Stinky, and God.
[Warning: this episode contains loud and sudden sounds near the end of the episode. It also contains a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]
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151: Engineering

151: Engineering

Show Notes & Description
Being careful and trusting you are two different things.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of gun violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Tatiana Gefter as Helen David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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[INTERMISSION XXV] Postcard Stories

[INTERMISSION XXV] Postcard Stories

Show Notes & Description
These were originally stories written on postcards and sent out to patrons. Some slice of life silly stories from Mikey and the gang.
Season 13 continues next week. Thanks for playing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
150: Training

150: Training

Show Notes & Description
We’re going to have to run some errands today.
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149: Opening

149: Opening

Show Notes & Description
Nobody has to get hurt.

CREDITS: Tatiana Gefter as Helen
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148: Firestarting

148: Firestarting

Show Notes & Description
The first ember was lit tonight.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
147: Rationalizing

147: Rationalizing

Show Notes & Description
I am nobody. Nothing is going on.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of medical experimentation, gun violence, and sipping coffee. Listener discretion is advised.]
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146: Surviving

146: Surviving

Show Notes & Description
I’ll see ya further on down the trail, pard. Take care.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of extreme injury and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
145: Journaling

145: Journaling

Show Notes & Description
Mikey Walters, who famously loves being a cog in the machine.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[INTERMISSION XXIV] The Felix Chronicles (Full Series)

[INTERMISSION XXIV] The Felix Chronicles (Full Series)

Show Notes & Description
The full story of the Felix Chronicles, all in one place.
The Felix Chronicles was written and produced by Ben Rowe. The voice of Felix was Ben Rowe. The voice of Ty Betteridge was David Ault. Additional voices by Seb Junemann. 
WOE.BEGONE season 13 begins next week. Thanks for playing.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
144: The Showdown In The Shadow Dome

144: The Showdown In The Shadow Dome

Show Notes & Description
Today has been a bad day for plates…
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence and animal death. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Cole Weavers as Cole Ben Rowe as Felix Alexandr Batenko as Boris Harry as Bill The Bar Patron Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Kevin Berry as Ryan Athans as Troy Lyssa Jay as Charlie David Ault as Ty Betteridge Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Jamie Petronis as Matt Taylor Michaels as Chance Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng William A Wellman as Shadow Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Steve Anzalone as Eagle
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143: The Peril Of The Undisciplined Lieutenant

143: The Peril Of The Undisciplined Lieutenant

Show Notes & Description
It's a Michael-eat-Michael world out there.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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142: The Pandemonium Of The New Management

142: The Pandemonium Of The New Management

Show Notes & Description
Man, it's a hot one
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141: The Tragedy Of The Interdepartmental Scuffle

141: The Tragedy Of The Interdepartmental Scuffle

Show Notes & Description
Tex would be proud. I cowboyed up. I did it for all of us.
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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140: The Saga Of The Failing Array

140: The Saga Of The Failing Array

Show Notes & Description
Do not panic over future things that might not happen. Panicking will not prepare you. It will only make you weaker. Oooh, so much tension in your shoulders.
[Warning: This episode contains some body gore, discussion of drug use, and gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]
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139: The Perplexing Convergence Of The Texas Posse

139: The Perplexing Convergence Of The Texas Posse

Show Notes & Description
There’s no paddlin’ back to shore. You don’t even know what direction that was in anymore. And once you accept that you can’t make it back, you can start to quiet that head of yours a little.
[Warning: This episode contains gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[INTERMISSION XXIII] The American Bison 2

[INTERMISSION XXIII] The American Bison 2

Show Notes & Description
happy holidays from the time travel murder podcast
download the album for free on bandcamp 
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138: The Puzzle Of The Hidden Panel

138: The Puzzle Of The Hidden Panel

Show Notes & Description
Nobody’s eatin’ anybody.
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137: The Secret Of The Thwarted Letters

137: The Secret Of The Thwarted Letters

Show Notes & Description
Take care of yourself.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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136: The Paradox of The Duplicitous Free Spirit

136: The Paradox of The Duplicitous Free Spirit

Show Notes & Description
Welcome to the pit, Mikey. Make yourself at home. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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The 24 Hour 3 Year WOE.BEGONE Anniversary Celebration Livestream Starts Today (11/18)!

The 24 Hour 3 Year WOE.BEGONE Anniversary Celebration Livestream Starts Today (11/18)!

Show Notes & Description
Thanks for 3 years! I am celebrating with a 24 hour livestream from 3pm Eastern on 11/18 to 3pm Eastern on 11/19. There will be games, music, commentary, sleep deprivation, and more. Come say howdy!
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135: The Conundrum Of The Cowboy's Codex

135: The Conundrum Of The Cowboy's Codex

Show Notes & Description
Give me the hat, I've got an idea.
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134: The Enigma Of The Two Guards

134: The Enigma Of The Two Guards

Show Notes & Description
Charlie knows everyone, okay? And I know... between the two of us... we know everybody.
CREDITS: Athans as Troy Lyssa Jay as Charlie
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133: The Mysterious Case of the Underwater Shed

133: The Mysterious Case of the Underwater Shed

Show Notes & Description
Hello and thank you for participating in this survey about your experience living inside the geodesic dome within the compound. Your feedback is valuable in understanding the quality of life and other aspects of this unique living environment. Please answer the following questions honestly and to the best of your ability. Your responses will remain confidential.
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Nine Till Midnight is Available Now On It's Own Feed

Nine Till Midnight is Available Now On It's Own Feed

Show Notes & Description
LISTEN: https://linktr.ee/ninetomidnight Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special 2023: Aletheia

The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special 2023: Aletheia

Show Notes & Description
Everything must go.
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[INTERMISSION XXII] MediTYtion With Ty Betteridge

[INTERMISSION XXII] MediTYtion With Ty Betteridge

Show Notes & Description
Let Crystal Ty melt all of your cares away, whether you are in the compound or somewhere else.
Season 12 begins next week. Thanks for playing.
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132: Nobody Will Protect Us

132: Nobody Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
War is coming. [Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng David Ault as Ty Betteridge Taylor Michaels as Chance William A. Wellman as Shadow Kevin Berry as Ryan Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Steve Anzalone as Eagle Jamie Petronis as Matt
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131: Bluster The Gigantic Horse Will Protect Us

131: Bluster The Gigantic Horse Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
Cats shouldn’t be in bags, anyway. It’s inhumane.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Ben Rowe as Felix David Ault as Ty Betteridge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 4 Is Now Available On Bandcamp

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 4 Is Now Available On Bandcamp

Show Notes & Description
Today (10/6) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 4, a selection of songs from the season 4 soundtrack that have been polished, reworked, remixed, and remastered into the best versions of themselves. There are shiny new versions of instrumental moments in the show, songs that have been reworked into vocal arrangements, a complete reworking of the I Wonder What It Is About That Place EP, and, of course, Cenotaph. Two versions of it, in fact! One of which is a lovely remix by my friend Athans.
The album is $5 on Bandcamp and is also available to $5+ patrons, both as a full album stream and in the form of Bandcamp download codes. Be sure to check out the other Bandcamp offerings: the soundtrack albums, the rootin' tootin' country and western compilation Cowboys, the vocal album I Have Been To The Future, and the beattape The American Bison.
Thanks for playing.
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130: Compound Storage Will Protect Us

130: Compound Storage Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
This isn't the end of the world. Although if the world does end and you're left in storage then you will literally be here for eternity.
CREDITS David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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129: Chance Will Protect Us

129: Chance Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
Nancy Drew doesn't have a gun, but maybe she should.
[Warning: This episode contains the sound of gunfire. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance
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128: Form SRM176 Will Protect Us

128: Form SRM176 Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
Who is this guy? Ugh, I hope this meeting isn't too long. It's almost lunch.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of medical distress. Listener discretion is advised.]
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127: The Gambler Will Protect Us

127: The Gambler Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
He was willing to throw some iterations of us into the meat grinder in the name of progress.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[INTERMISSION XXI] Participant Observation (2023 Remake)

[INTERMISSION XXI] Participant Observation (2023 Remake)

Show Notes & Description
And then I told him that I didn't forgive him.
Season 11 continues next week.
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126: MDawg Will Protect Us

126: MDawg Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
Well, as you know, things are shaking up a little bit.
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125: Jamilla Gardner Will Protect Us

125: Jamilla Gardner Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
Don't do anything weaselly, Mike.
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124: Charlie Will Protect Us

124: Charlie Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
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123: Ty Betteridge Will Protect Us

123: Ty Betteridge Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
What's the point of keeping a gun on you if you aren't going to protect us?
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of medical distress. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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Cowboys, A Selection Of Rootin' Tootin' WOE.BEGONE Songs, Is Available Now On Bandcamp!

Cowboys, A Selection Of Rootin' Tootin' WOE.BEGONE Songs, Is Available Now On Bandcamp!

Show Notes & Description
Today (8/4) is Bandcamp Friday, which means that Bandcamp doesn't take a cut of album sales today. To celebrate, I am releasing Cowboys, a collection of the most rootin' tootin' country, western, bluegrass, and folk songs from WOE.BEGONE. The tracklist includes songs from the jukebox at the Sidewinder Saloon, character ballads from the show about Sly, Michael, Outlaw Ty, and Cowboy Jam, the song that Texas Michael plays in the Outpost Tavern Bar & Grill, and many more.
The album is $5 on Bandcamp and is also available to $5+ patrons, both as a full album stream and in the form of Bandcamp download codes. Be sure to check out the other Bandcamp offerings: the soundtrack albums, the vocal album I Have Been To The Future, and the beattape The American Bison.
Stay safe out there, pilgrim.
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122: The Council Of Annes Will Protect Us

122: The Council Of Annes Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
By your logic, you were never you. You've defined yourself out of existence.
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121: Big Christopher Will Protect Us

121: Big Christopher Will Protect Us

Show Notes & Description
Let's get you out of the rain, champ.
[WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[INTERMISSION XX] Meditation With Michael

[INTERMISSION XX] Meditation With Michael

Show Notes & Description
Sit back, relax, and rest next to the fire.
Season 11 begins next week.
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120: True Story

120: True Story

Show Notes & Description
Everything.
[Warning: This episode contains gun violence as well as visceral death scenes. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Steve Anzalone as Eagle Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar David Ault as Ty Betteridge Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Lucille Valentine as Anne Taylor Michaels as Chance William A. Wellman as Shadow Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Jamie Petronis as Matt
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119: Outside Tier One Episode 6: The Elder Hunter Situation

119: Outside Tier One Episode 6: The Elder Hunter Situation

Show Notes & Description
I was no longer spinning in the void.
[WARNING: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
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118: Knowing What I Know Now

118: Knowing What I Know Now

Show Notes & Description
Mike Walters was back.
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117: Outside Tier One Episode 5: The Legend Of The Baxter Eye

117: Outside Tier One Episode 5: The Legend Of The Baxter Eye

Show Notes & Description
You can handle a little blood and guts, can’t ya, Jam?
[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Ben Rowe as Felix Seb Junemann providing additional voices.
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Feed Drop: The Sleep Wake Cycle Episode 1

Feed Drop: The Sleep Wake Cycle Episode 1

Show Notes & Description
The Sleep/Wake Cycle series premiere finds exopsychotics investigator Isaiah Stroud with a new government assignment — assessing the state of the US in the wake of the Great Darkness of 1999.
From the creators of the Maeltopia podcast.
EARLY ACCESS to podcast episodes, behind-the-scenes bonus videos with the Maeltopia team and more await you on our Patreon!
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Credits: Written by Mark Anzalone Edited by Walker Kornfeld Sound mastering by Steven J. Anzalone -- Isaiah Stroud voiced by Mark Anzalone Handler voiced by Mark Anzalone -- Sleep Wake Cycle Theme by Shawn Zeller Outro music by Steven Anzalone Music by Michael Vignola, Shahead Mostafafar, Emilio Merone, Oliver Michael, and Steven Anzalone Sound effects are licensed from third party providers including Envato, Epidemic Sound, and Artlist
Disclaimer: This show is written in a first-hand, first-person format from uncertain and inconsistent narrators. This show explores specific mental health conditions. Whilst there is consistent use of derogatory terms for those with specific conditions or neurodivergence including lunatic, maniac, crazy, psychosis etc., this show is written and produced by a team that live with some of the specific illnesses featured within, including Tourette’s syndrome, schizoaffective disorder, insomnia, obsessive compulsive disorder, hallucinations, delusions, anxiety and depressive conditions, among others. Our team also features an academic background in neurology and psychology that has been drawn on to aim for sensitivity and accuracy. The intent of the language and experiences within the Sleep/Wake Cycle, and the extended works of Maeltopia, are designed to explore these conditions and their related isolation and degradation as experienced first hand. The world of Maeltopia is one where the mentally unwell are the majority. Yet there are still outliers who are hunted out.    Content warnings:  Murderers  Audio Hallucinations  Visual Hallucinations  Fear of the Dark  Menacing Agencies Derogatory terms for Mental Illness Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
116: Cowboy For A Day

116: Cowboy For A Day

Show Notes & Description
See y'all at the barbeque.
CREDITS David Ault as Ty Betteridge Taylor Michaels as Chance Steve Anzalone as Eagle Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng
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115: Outside Tier One Episode 4: Continuous Correction

115: Outside Tier One Episode 4: Continuous Correction

Show Notes & Description
I had been smiled at in confusing contexts more times in those two weeks than I had in the rest of my life combined.
CREDITS: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
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[INTERMISSION XIX] Mockingbird

[INTERMISSION XIX] Mockingbird

Show Notes & Description
Season 10 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.
LYRICS:
Naïve soul You fell for it I was worrying that You would take Me seriously I’ll have to invent An alibi.
What did it find in you? What did it find in you That I couldn’t find in you? What did it find in you? C’mon, tell me. What did it find in you? What did it find in you? Why was it trying to find you? Did it confide in you? C’mon, tell me.
Mythical beast Found in the waterways Clogging your arteries You’re a machine to it There was a time that I thought that I could trust you But now I see it ripple through your ribcage.
What did it find in you? What did it find in you That I couldn’t find in you? What did it find in you? C’mon, tell me. What did it find in you? What did it find in you? Why was it trying to find you? Did it confide in you? C’mon, tell me.
Delicate thing In this blistering heat You’ll burn up.
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird, I created this sound and you were innocent, Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.
You showed up to be a conduit I can tell you are aware of it They’ve been praying to you About praying to you I’ll admit that I’ve grown fond of it It’s not without it benefits I have been praying to you I have been praying for you
Don’t let it get to your head if it hasn’t already yet I don’t think that you can stand much more Praise for things you’re just a vessel for.
Because stronger men than me Have done the very thing You’re doing now And it was hard when we found out.
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird, I created this sound and you were innocent, Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands.
Lost and found And duty bound What did you find When you went digging? (The outline of a memory A song to sing, an elegy A palm to hold against my chest The whole world’s over, what is left? The outline of a memory A figment of some dignity A finger tracing distant tracks I felt the world end, what is left? That’s what I found when I went digging.)
There’s a mouth of a cave That you showed me Where they surrounded and Then renamed you There’s a place in The back of your throat That resonates now I remember It didn’t used to.
Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird, I created this sound and you were innocent, Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird Don’t hold me so delicately in your hands. Don’t mistake me for a mockingbird. (The outline of a memory A song to sing, an elegy A palm to hold against my chest The whole world’s over, what is left? That’s what I found when I went digging)
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114: Maybe We'll Remember Everything

114: Maybe We'll Remember Everything

Show Notes & Description
All of us have made terrible mistakes at this point.
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. One scene uses particularly visceral and wet sound effects. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Steve Anzalone as Eagle
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113: Outside Tier One Episode 3: All Hands

113: Outside Tier One Episode 3: All Hands

Show Notes & Description
I kill insects every now and then... but only if they're in the bathroom.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner
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112: Kitchen Knife

112: Kitchen Knife

Show Notes & Description
All that matters in the end is who's holding the gun.
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Taylor Michaels as Chance Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley
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111: Outside Tier One Episode 2: The Minnesota Cowboy

111: Outside Tier One Episode 2: The Minnesota Cowboy

Show Notes & Description
Like… sudoku but if you solve it wrong then everyone dies.
CREDITS: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner

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110: The Keep Mike Alive Project

110: The Keep Mike Alive Project

Show Notes & Description
me me stinky boi
CREDITS: Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley

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109: Outside Tier One Episode 1: Mike Walters

109: Outside Tier One Episode 1: Mike Walters

Show Notes & Description
Stay safe.
CREDITS: Rae Lundberg as Jamilla Gardner Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley
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[INTERMISSION XVIII] The Grand Compound Easter Egg Hunt

[INTERMISSION XVIII] The Grand Compound Easter Egg Hunt

Show Notes & Description
Happy Easter Wednesday!
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix Written by David Ault and Ben Rowe
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108: The Elephant And The Dog

108: The Elephant And The Dog

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Season 10 begins in 2 weeks. Thanks for playing.
CREDITS: Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng David Ault as Ty Betteridge Aleksandr Batenko as Boris Taylor Michaels as Chance William A. Wellman as Shadow Lucille Valentine as Anne Kevin Berry as Ryan Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL Ben Rowe as Felix Gary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah Hartley
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107: The Posse

107: The Posse

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
The Base lose their treehouse defences and become open to an attack from Hunter Hartley. The gang become vulnerable to a villain who forces cowboys to clean their teeth.
CREDITS: Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng David Ault as Ty Betteridge Aleksandr Batenko as Boris Taylor Michaels as Chance William A. Wellman as Shadow Lucille Valentine as Anne
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106: The Endangered Species

106: The Endangered Species

Show Notes & Description
Craving attention while staying over at August's ranch for the weekend, Mikey feigns a broken leg. His ruse works perfectly when Sly and Michael are at his beck and call... until he is taken to the doctors for an x-ray.
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix
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105: The Boulders

105: The Boulders

Show Notes & Description

Aliens accidentally kidnap Edgar while looking for their third duck brother. Mike discovers a box belonging to the August's dead brother, and Matt hires a medium to settle the differences between him and his brother's spirit.
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104: The Easy Part Of The Hard Part

104: The Easy Part Of The Hard Part

Show Notes & Description
Too many fish in the sea? Not with a giant squid and octopus eating everything in sight. And when Chance helps some local fishermen fight the source of their seafood shortage, he finds he’s in way over his head. For starters, Michael is terrified of octopus and squid. Then Cole gets wind of these fears and he decides to go fishing... for Chance! Will Michael overcome his irrational phobias? Or will they both wind up as Cole’s catch of the day?
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103: The Hassle

103: The Hassle

Show Notes & Description
Mike hires Hunter Hartley for a job and his first task is to transport a Rectangular Businessman to an important meeting; Hunter fails his assignment.
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[INTERMISSION XVII] Distance From Me

[INTERMISSION XVII] Distance From Me

Show Notes & Description
LYRICS:
You would always search for being loved I wondered what that was about If you could keep your distance from me I think that that’s what I would do If I were you which clearly I am not If I were you which clearly I am not I’d keep my distance from me We can reverse our previous history You know
You have such a penchant for leaving out All the details of the war And I could be kinder to you If I thought that’s what you deserved If I were you I would be ready with the sword If I were you which clearly I am not I’d keep my distance from me Don’t you know that this is scrawled in our histories?
I was found hiding out in Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there Had I known you were sacred I would not Let you be tainted
You would never overlook the message In the bottle on the shore I suspect there’s something in there That I don’t want you to read If I were you I would be careful with the words If I were you which clearly I am not I’d keep my distance from me The knowledge comes with volatility You know
You can play the medic and tend to my wounds We’ll let the fever pass And I can ball my love into a fist and see if that hurts more If I were you I think I’d learn to throw a punch If I were you which clearly I am not I’d keep my distance from me Though I could use the company
I was found hiding out in Hallowed ground you shoulda left me there Had I known you were sacred I would not Let you be tainted
I get carried away by the thought of old age Wondering if I’d trade wisdom for a handful of days If I get elevated further than I deserve to be raised
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102: The Timeline Backup

102: The Timeline Backup

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
The Base travels to Las Vegas, where Chance and Shadow show a rabbit at a competition, Mikey is convinced he has had a prophetic dream about winning at a slot machine, and Marissa goes backstage with her favorite singer Texas Michael. Meanwhile, MW begins getting overwhelmed with the workload at the ranch, capping off by falling into and being trapped with Sly in a well he was supposed to have fixed.
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge Ben Rowe as Felix
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101: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley

101: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: this episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Using his astral projection ability, Mike discovers that the Watermelon Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees CANNONBALL on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight CANNONBALL, with the Watermelon Mikes helping them.
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The 24 Hour 100th Episode Celebration Livestream Starts Today!

The 24 Hour 100th Episode Celebration Livestream Starts Today!

Show Notes & Description
I will be streaming for 24 hours, starting today (2/3) at 7pm Eastern/6pm Central to celebrate 100 episodes of the show. There will be games, festivities and donation goals and a fun time will surely be had by all. Come pop by my twitch stream at http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod and say howdy if that sounds like a fun time for you. Thank you for listening and hopefully see you there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
100: The Clipshow

100: The Clipshow

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Mike and Michael work in Boris's cereal factory licking the boxes shut, but when Michael gets promoted to a prize stuffer, he lets the power go to his head.
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[BONUS] The January Postcard Story: The Mikes & The Crows

[BONUS] The January Postcard Story: The Mikes & The Crows

Show Notes & Description
In honor of the upcoming 100th episode of WOE.BEGONE, I recorded a reading of January's postcard story: the story of The Mikes & The Crows. Enjoy.
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99: The Bear Is Dead

99: The Bear Is Dead

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Anne dares Mikey and Edgar to pluck Michael's new golden nose hair, which has a life of its own - and ends up getting Sly punished if the three don't say anything.
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98: The Outpost Tavern Bar And Grill

98: The Outpost Tavern Bar And Grill

Show Notes & Description
Marissa's trip to the laundromat to clean her dirty clothes turns into a surreal misadventure involving embarrassing encounters with Michael The Cowboy and a trip inside a dryer to get her lucky shirt back from The Flinchites, a band of missing socks who destroy laundry.
CREDITS: Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Michelle Kan as Marissa Ng Taylor Michaels as Interrupting Bar Patron
CONCERT AUDIENCE/BACKROOM POKER PLAYERS: Taylor Michaels David Ault Moss Arson Ayne Elias Ceci Quinn Valentine Niki The Unicorn Pupperoo
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97: They Did Us Dirty

97: They Did Us Dirty

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
The local park is about to be developed and when Michael accidentally chains himself to a tree with his bike; he is mistaken for an activist and asked to run for city council. However, MW struggles to understand the concept of each person's opinion counting, believing there to be a right and a wrong party to vote for, and that Michael is standing for the wrong party. Meanwhile, an underhanded opposition leader (Marissa Ng) hires Officer Charlie to dig up dirt on Michael, hoping to damage his campaign and stop him from winning.
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[INTERMISSION XVI] Recommended Products & Services

[INTERMISSION XVI] Recommended Products & Services

Show Notes & Description
Season 9 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week. May I interest you in some products and services while we wait?
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[BONUS] The Ty Betteridge New Year's Eve Office Party

[BONUS] The Ty Betteridge New Year's Eve Office Party

Show Notes & Description
Happy New Year! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
96: Do You Want To Be Powerful?

96: Do You Want To Be Powerful?

Show Notes & Description
What if he does know something important? What if I do?
[Warning: This episode contains violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: Michelle Kan as Marissa Kevin Berrey as Ryan Ben Rowe as Felix Cole Weavers as Cole Jamie Petronis as Matt David Ault as Ty Betteridge Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Nathan Lunsford as CANNONBALL
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The Satellite Base Gift Givin' Spectacular

The Satellite Base Gift Givin' Spectacular

Show Notes & Description
Happy Holidays. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
95: Who Taught Michael About Chessboxing?

95: Who Taught Michael About Chessboxing?

Show Notes & Description
This is one of those fights where everyone ends up closer together at the end, right?
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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94: Why Did Everyone Physically Recoil?

94: Why Did Everyone Physically Recoil?

Show Notes & Description
...Did I say something wrong?
[Warning: This episode contains a description of death. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS Ben Rowe as Felix
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[BONUS] Movies With Michael Episode 1 - Paul Blart Mall Cop

[BONUS] Movies With Michael Episode 1 - Paul Blart Mall Cop

Show Notes & Description
Happy holidays! Movies With Michael is a movie discussion podcast starring Michael Walters and featuring guests... mostly other Mikes. If you like the show, considering supporting WOE.BEGONE on patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[BONUS] WOE.BEGONE Beats To Work/Sleep/Study To

[BONUS] WOE.BEGONE Beats To Work/Sleep/Study To

Show Notes & Description
a beattape for you to put on in the background while youre enjoying the holidays
available on bandcamp as a free download, available on streaming services soon
1. waking up earlier every day 2. how to play woe.begone online for free 3. where my thoughts escaping 4. hoping i was all alone 5. possum 6. kristin in black sharpie 7. tell the resting lion to roll over 8. "drive careful" as your mother would say 9. the american bison 10. and full of sleep and full of sleep and full of sleep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
93: Did Someone Go Rogue Again?

93: Did Someone Go Rogue Again?

Show Notes & Description
Is this an emergency or not?
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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92: Am I Dead?

92: Am I Dead?

Show Notes & Description
Ed Man? M-Dawg?
LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP: 20:42 - 20:50
CREDITS: Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Jamie Petronis as Matt Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL KICKSTARTER
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91: Do You Trust Me?

91: Do You Trust Me?

Show Notes & Description
I don’t have much of a choice but to cooperate, do I?
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[INTERMISSION XV] Dogs (Until Now)

[INTERMISSION XV] Dogs (Until Now)

Show Notes & Description
Season 8 continues next week.
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Lyrics:
Lately I’ve been dreaming my tongue was swollen, bitten, eaten out, oh, but they were kind, they left me with my eyes, soft and closed and moving, generating movies, a shame to go to waste if there’s nothing I can say. If you’d like to be replaced, we can replace you.
I was holding out, you were managing your doubt so well until now, so well until now, but I was holding out, you were managing your doubt so well until now, oh, well until later, but I won’t control my fast cascading temper forever.
Were the trees shivering? Or are you hiding in them? Makeshift shelter for inclement weather, an eye in the sky over my head, or are you leaving me for dead? Frost forming out here while I search, light pouring in the corners illuminates my breath, dissolves every circumstance.
If you’d like to be replaced, you could’ve fooled me.
I was holding out, shelter held under the clouds so well until now, so well until now, I was holding out, shelter held under clouds so well until now, oh well, rebuild later, but I can’t control how fast they fell the timber forever.
Call off the dogs, call off the knocks, I know you sent them, I could use a little privacy, call off the ambulance, call off the avalanche, you know I give into my paranoia easily.
Where are you going?
I know it’s you at my door and I know what you want.
I was holding out, checking locks and standing ground, so well until now, so well until now, I was holding out, so well until now, checking locks and standing ground, oh well, you’ll find me later, but I can’t control my finger on the button forever.
Call off the dogs, call off the knocks, call off the search for answers, call off the graceless fruitless chase, call off the dogs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
90: Are You Ready To Go?

90: Are You Ready To Go?

Show Notes & Description
No, really, who are you?
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89: Am I Going To Die?

89: Am I Going To Die?

Show Notes & Description
What did you do to me?
[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress and experimentation. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains some loud noises, the timestamps for which will be in the description.]
LOUD NOISE WARNING: 19:20 - 19:50
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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NINE II MIDNIGHT - The Horrors of Our Dreams

NINE II MIDNIGHT - The Horrors of Our Dreams

Show Notes & Description
It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you... 
On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.
One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?
Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:
Hell Gate City Malevolent Nowhere, On Air Out of the Ashes Parkdale Haunt The Cellar Letters The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio The Night Post The Storage Papers The Town Whispers Wake of Corrosion WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS CW: General horror, swearing throughout Produced by Harlan Guthrie Master edit by Harlan Guthrie 'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.
Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.
Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.
9️⃣🔪🔪🕛
TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE
CREDITS: 
WOE.BEGONE "The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs.  CW: gore, animal death Website: www.woebegonepod.com  _________________________  OUT OF THE ASHES “Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis. CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, gore Website: www.outoftheashespodcast.com _________________________  THE NIGHT POST "Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae Lundberg CW: animal peril, drowning Website: nightpostpod.com    _________________________  NOWHERE, ON AIR “A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript) CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds. Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co _________________________  HELL GATE CITY “Shadow of the Eliminator” was written, performed, and produced by Kevin Berrey, with music by Cheska Navarro. CW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluids Website: www.hellgatecity.com _________________________  THE STORAGE PAPERS “Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford. Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy). Music credits available in the transcript. CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX) Website: www.thestoragepapers.com
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NINE II MIDNIGHT - Terrors of the Real World

NINE II MIDNIGHT - Terrors of the Real World

Show Notes & Description
It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason... 
On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.
One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?
Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:
Hell Gate City Malevolent Nowhere, On Air Out of the Ashes Parkdale Haunt The Cellar Letters The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio The Night Post The Storage Papers The Town Whispers Wake of Corrosion WOE.BEGONE

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS CW: General horror, swearing throughout Produced by Harlan Guthrie Master edit by Harlan Guthrie 'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.
Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.
Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.
9️⃣🔪🔪🕛
TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE
CREDITS: 
MALEVOLENT “Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie.  CW: insects, gore Malevolent Website: www.malevolent.ca _________________________ THE CELLAR LETTERS “Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the Newscaster CW: general horror, mouth noises, licking sounds Website: www.thecellarletters.com _________________________
WAKE OF CORROSION “The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington. CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit language Website: wakeofcorrosion.com _________________________ THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO “Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them). CWs: fire, home invasion Website: www.somewhereohio.com _________________________ THE TOWN WHISPERS “Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole Weavers CW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil pets Website: www.thetownwhispers.com _________________________ PARKDALE HAUNT “Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall. Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie. CW: ghosts/hauntings, home invasion Website: www.parkdalehaunt.com
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88: Which One Are You?

88: Which One Are You?

Show Notes & Description
What if it isn't simple?
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The First Annual WOE.BEGONE Halloween Campfire Extravaganza

The First Annual WOE.BEGONE Halloween Campfire Extravaganza

Show Notes & Description
Mikey, Mike, and Michael sit around the campfire, play some tunes, and tell some scary stories in the woods. Happy Halloween. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
87: Have You Considered Going Home?

87: Have You Considered Going Home?

Show Notes & Description
How many years until you and he…?
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]
LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMP: 17:35 - 17:42
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The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special 2022

The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special 2022

Show Notes & Description
When Dorian goes on a ghost tour in the abandoned town of Wolford, they see more than they ever wanted to see. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Has Joined The Rusty Quill Network!

The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Has Joined The Rusty Quill Network!

Show Notes & Description
Hey guys. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz has joined the Rusty Quill Network! If you aren't familiar, the Rusty Quill Network is why that guy says "Rusty Quill Presents..." at the beginning of every episode of WOE.BEGONE.  In addition to that cool intro, the Rusty Quill Network provides me with opportunities to reach new audiences and expand the show in new and interesting ways. Speaking of: season 2 is already underway and I am excited about the directions it is going in. Expect more of that soon.
If you haven’t listened to The Diary Of Aliza Schultz yet, now is a great time to start. The whole first season plus 2 episodes of the second season are available wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as of today, the 2022 Aliza Schultz Halloween special is available in both the WOE.BEGONE and Aliza Schultz feeds. It's called "A Single Night In Wolford" and it's a standalone story, so you don't have to listen to the rest of The Diary Of Aliza Schultz to understand it. 
To reiterate, The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is on its own RSS feed, so seek it out wherever you listen to podcasts. And, as with WOE.BEGONE, nothing is going to change about the show other than my ability to make it better. I am still fully independent in my creative vision. With that being said, enjoy The Diary Of Aliza Schultz and the new Halloween special.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
86: Do You Want To Try To Save Him?

86: Do You Want To Try To Save Him?

Show Notes & Description
What are you getting up to, exactly?
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85: Is This What's Really Going On?

85: Is This What's Really Going On?

Show Notes & Description
Are you ready to come back?
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NINE II MIDNIGHT - Prologue

NINE II MIDNIGHT - Prologue

Show Notes & Description
On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.
This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.
NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants: Hell Gate City Malevolent Nowhere, On Air Out of the Ashes Parkdale Haunt The Cellar Letters The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio The Night Post The Storage Papers The Town Whispers Wake Of Corrosion WOE.BEGONE
On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale. See you then.
The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie Guest starring Alexander Newall Series Art by Nathan Lunsford
--------------------------------------- Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death         Starring: Harlan Guthrie Rat Grimes Jeremy Enfinger Nathan Lunsford Rae Lundberg Jess Syratt Shaun Pellington Kevin Berrey Dylan Griggs Vincent C. Davis Alex Nursall Emily Kellogg Jamie Petronis Cole Weavers

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[INTERMISSION XIV] Moonlighting

[INTERMISSION XIV] Moonlighting

Show Notes & Description
Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.
LYRICS:
This is my first night moonlighting as a walking stick so forgive me if I start to break in the moments you are frail I will try my best to be more than just a mirror
Trying as I might having other goals splitting up my time apologies if I wasn’t meant to bear weight as great as this for very long
I was not enough to stop our bulky baskets from falling in the river
I was not enough to stop out lazy futures from ticking away inside our heads
modicum of salt spread on the ground thought that you would flinch but you didn’t terror in the eyes terra firma now I think that I’m why the plants aren’t growing
and I wasn’t holding onto hope for nothing but I wasn’t holding on with both my hands because I needed one to steady up my body battled-hardened for a battle I won’t win until I sink into the permafrost again
I was not enough to salvage every vessel with rations meant to fill us up I was not enough to demand a permanent end to the breeze that threw us off  
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84: Panther

84: Panther

Show Notes & Description
We're bringin' ya home, Big Bear. Initiating transport in 3... 2... 1...
[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS: 1:49 1:53 3:00 8:13-8:19 30:45 - 30:52 35:33 - 35:47 38:28 - 38:34 41:42 - 41:28
Season 8 of WOE.BEGONE begins in two weeks.
CREDITS: Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter David Ault as Ty Betteridge Jamie Petronis as Matt Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar
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TRAILER: Episode 84, Available 9/21

TRAILER: Episode 84, Available 9/21

Show Notes & Description
The season 7 finale of WOE.BEGONE, available September 21st. Starring Harlan Guthrie, David Ault, Jamie Petronis, and Jeremy Enfinger.
Available now on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
83: Ride

83: Ride

Show Notes & Description
Nobody pulls the wool over the eyes of Sylvester August Baxter.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]

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82: Digging

82: Digging

Show Notes & Description
Being the only mom and pop time travel shop comes with its drawbacks.
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The All Vocal WOE.BEGONE Album, "I Have Been To The Future" Is Available Now On Bandcamp!

The All Vocal WOE.BEGONE Album, "I Have Been To The Future" Is Available Now On Bandcamp!

Show Notes & Description
If you're listening to this on the day that it comes out (September 2nd), then that means that it's Bandcamp Friday. If you don't already know, Bandcamp Friday is an event where Bandcamp waives its revenue share for 24 hours, which means that if you buy a WOE.BEGONE album I will receive all of the proceeds. And so, to celebrate, I am putting a new WOE.BEGONE album up on the bandcamp: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com
The album is called "I Have Been To The Future" and it is a collection of every song with vocals that has appeared in WOE.BEGONE. This includes songs that had vocals in the episodes like "Cenotaph" and "Wilderness," as well as songs that had vocals added for the soundtracks albums like "Hunter The Bear" or "Can I Stay Here Awhile?"... and 6 bonus tracks because I couldn't help myself.
The resulting album is 40 tracks long and clocks in at just under 3 and a half hours. "I Have Been To The Future" will cost $10 and be available at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com, as well as being free for $5 and up patrons (patreon.com/woe_begone). The album will be up on streaming services eventually, but not yet.
So, enjoy "I Have Been To The Future" and happy Bandcamp Friday.
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81: Partners

81: Partners

Show Notes & Description
We are making good on our deal, but it will take time.
[Warning: this episode contains depictions of dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge

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80: Sunday

80: Sunday

Show Notes & Description
Even a cowboy misses sometimes.
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79: Mutiny

79: Mutiny

Show Notes & Description
You never stop by to see how we're doing.
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[INTERMISSION XIII] Actual Advertisements

[INTERMISSION XIII] Actual Advertisements

Show Notes & Description
Real products and services for your real life.
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78: Axe

78: Axe

Show Notes & Description
Our imaginations are worse than the truth.
LOUD NOISE TIMESTAMPS: 2:18- 2:23 8:04 - 8:10 12:14 - 12:26 24:14 - 24:16 24:56 - 24:59
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77: Oubliette

77: Oubliette

Show Notes & Description
Getting worked up is only gettin' ya hurt. And you hurtin’ hurts the rest of us.
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76: Mustardseed

76: Mustardseed

Show Notes & Description
I needed to see what everyone else was seeing.
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75: Interview

75: Interview

Show Notes & Description
I feel like we ended up back at square one.
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74: Symbiosis

74: Symbiosis

Show Notes & Description
I am about to do something to you that I regret.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains sudden loud noises, the timestamps for which are in the description.]
LOUD NOISES TIMESTAMPS:
24:39 - 24:43 25:45 - 25:48 27:45 - 27:46
CREDITS: David Ault as Ty Betteridge
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73: August

73: August

Show Notes & Description
I knew something was different when you walked in, like the air got sucked out of the room.
[WARNING: This episode contains gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Loud Noises Timestamps: 14:14 - 14:19 21:25 - 21:32 23:20 - 23:26
CREDITS: Harlan Guthrie as Sylvester August Baxter Harry (Neither Here Nor There Podcast) as Bill Nathan Lunsford as the TV Reporter
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BONUS: Friends of WOE.BEGONE: Ostium Episode 1 - Population Zero

BONUS: Friends of WOE.BEGONE: Ostium Episode 1 - Population Zero

Show Notes & Description
Hey guys. I wanted to give you a special little bonus treat in the WOE.BEGONE feed this week. Namely, I wanted to take a second to promote a fellow Rusty Quill Network podcast that I’ve been digging lately, Ostium. If you’re a fan of WOE.BEGONE, you’ll find that Ostium is right up your alley. It even begins with a game of Geoguessr, my favorite game. I already know you like shows that start out with mysterious online games that turn into something even more mysterious and expansive, so check out Ostium Podcast wherever you listen to podcasts and at http://www.ostiumpodcast.com. Without further ado, here is Ostium episode 1 – Population Zero.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[INTERMISSION XII] The Diary Of Aliza Schultz - Tiger On A Waterbed

[INTERMISSION XII] The Diary Of Aliza Schultz - Tiger On A Waterbed

Show Notes & Description
We're taking an intermission this week. Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE begins next week.
The saga of Aliza Schultz continues. The Diary Of Aliza Schultz is a loosely continuous anthology, so there is no need to listen to the other episodes to understand this one.
The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. More of season 2 coming soon, wherever you listen to podcasts.
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72: council.

72: council.

Show Notes & Description
Have we reached an agreement? Season 7 of WOE.BEGONE starts in two weeks. Next week will be an intermission. Thanks for playing.
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The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Season 1 Trailer

The Diary Of Aliza Schultz Season 1 Trailer

Show Notes & Description
The Diary of Aliza Schultz is the surreal story of Aliza Schultz on her quest to review every novel by airport novelist Rafael Muslani and what she discovers along the way. The metatext is the text. You do not need to have listened to WOE.BEGONE to understand the story. It is contained within itself.
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71: studies.

71: studies.

Show Notes & Description
I see him like that when I close my eyes.
[Warning: this episode contains graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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70: base.

70: base.

Show Notes & Description
new recruits.
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69: circumstances.

69: circumstances.

Show Notes & Description
Mike Walters and associates are not the only people making plans.
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68: relief

68: relief

Show Notes & Description
we're on vacation.
Sudden noise timestamps: 15:42 - 15:50 26:29 - 26:37
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67: ramifications.

67: ramifications.

Show Notes & Description
It didn't hurt.
[Warning: This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Loud noise timestamp: 8:47 - 8:52
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WOE.BEGONE Has Joined The Rusty Quill Network!

WOE.BEGONE Has Joined The Rusty Quill Network!

Show Notes & Description
Just a quick update. Episode 67 comes out Wednesday. Thanks for playing.
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[INTERMISSION XI] hoarfrost.

[INTERMISSION XI] hoarfrost.

Show Notes & Description
Season 6 of WOE.BEGONE continues next week.

Lyrics: I’m not afraid Of the endless days, One eye open as I float along The surface keeping guard, And I hope I’m wrong That I terrorize every eye iIm put upon And I wonder what it is you see A core beyond the pageantry.
At this point I might be A relegated curiosity An oddity from your past Would you look at me? "Would you look at that!"
Hoarfrost in the morning Surely some must die Freezing over overnight But I’ll donate my warmth and My hands will keep you safe The cold will wither while we wait But surely some must die But surely some must die But surely some must die How do they handle it? But surely some must die But surely some must die How do I handle it?
You are casting shadows with your blood, I see them when I plunge, If I can smell you in the ocean, Then they can smell you in the ocean, Eliminate the feeble consciousness That gave me confidence to kill, Instinct over will, Diamond against diamond you are Mercifu,l I will Grab you in my jaws to hold you.
I will grab you in my jaws to hold you, But blood seeps through my jaws when I hold you.

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66: bruno.

66: bruno.

Show Notes & Description
if you want the ball thrown, you gotta bring it back.
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65: double knot.

65: double knot.

Show Notes & Description
blind hands on different parts of the elephant. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] Loud noises timestamps: 21:53 - 22:06 23:02 - 23:15
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64: uninhabited.

64: uninhabited.

Show Notes & Description
i'm looking for a fella, name of mike walters?
Loud Noise Warning: 25:11 - 25:14
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63: hunger.

63: hunger.

Show Notes & Description
you protest with whatever you have.
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62: high seas.

62: high seas.

Show Notes & Description
ahoy there!
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61: letters.

61: letters.

Show Notes & Description
I hope you're reading this.
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[INTERMISSION X] 2058: Another Predictive Text Adventure

[INTERMISSION X] 2058: Another Predictive Text Adventure

Show Notes & Description
Alternate title: "Two For Flinching!"
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60: Ready To Die

60: Ready To Die

Show Notes & Description
Are you ready? Loud noise timestamp: 46:31 - 46:45
Get this music from this episode on Bandcamp: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/ready-to-die-ep
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59: Post-Mortem

59: Post-Mortem

Show Notes & Description
Here lies Project T.B.D.O. Mission 1. Rest in peace.
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58: Forget

58: Forget

Show Notes & Description
Ornery. [Warning: This episode contains a description of animal death, vehicular violence, and a sudden loud noise. Listener discretion is advised.] Loud noise warning: 19:26 - 19:31
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57: The Ty Betteridge Data Operation

57: The Ty Betteridge Data Operation

Show Notes & Description
There are a million mysteries inside of Oldbrush Valley. Marissa and Ravi are going to get to the bottom of at least one of them.
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56: Sweet Dreams

56: Sweet Dreams

Show Notes & Description
Thanks to the wonders of time travel, there are finally more than 24 hours per day to get things done. Dreaming can wait. Who knows what's possible if you break the traditional 24 hour day and set your own hours? And that's not even the wildest part!
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55: The Surprise Field Trip

55: The Surprise Field Trip

Show Notes & Description
Where are we going? This is supposed to be our time off.
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[INTEMISSION IX] Infinitesimality

[INTEMISSION IX] Infinitesimality

Show Notes & Description
I was fond of telling you Anything that you would tell me to.
I can tell where anything is buried, Notches in a forked branch, Can’t you see? The dowsing is pointing me.
Collecting underground, Filling in and filing out, Right into the leaves, Obfuscating holes in ground.
Looking up from the trap that you set, Let me out, you cowards, I’m not finished yet.
Knowing I could find you anywhere, I took a souvenir And I got out of there, Lnowing I could find you anywhere Made it easy to forget Who I used to be when I said What I meant.
I thought that once I mourned it would be gone But I was wrong, It stretches to the forest I came out of, Weathered any storm in those trees, Comfort from the infinitesimality, That clings to me.
Now without you, It all falls apart.
Not above dealing damage myself, I Cut them down and piled them up to keep me dry.

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54: Connectivity

54: Connectivity

Show Notes & Description
It's all connected. Or it isn't. I've lost track.
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53: O.V.E.R. Mike

53: O.V.E.R. Mike

Show Notes & Description
You've seen Mike, you've seen Mikey, you've seen Michael. Now, from the makers of the original Mike Walters comes the all-new, "improved," O.V.E.R. Mike!
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BONUS: Patreon Sampler!

BONUS: Patreon Sampler!

Show Notes & Description
Here is a small sample of the perks that come with becoming a WOE.BEGONE patron. If you want to support the show and get access to even more early episodes, instrumentals, Q&As, Cat Clips, Director's Commentaries, and more, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . 
Timestamps: Cat Clips Episode 4: 1:00 The Lost Episode 30.5: The Cascade of Experiences Owed 3:48 December Q&A: 28:58 COMMEN.TARY Episode 29: Digital Witness: 43:34 The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 7: Oh God, I Am Larry: 1:12:36 Hunter The Bear: 1:25:19

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52: Calculating

52: Calculating

Show Notes & Description
This New Math is starting to get out of hand. 
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51: Corrections, Corrections

51: Corrections, Corrections

Show Notes & Description
We may fight, but at the end of the day we are here to take care of each other. And to help bury whatever bodies there might be.
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50: Propagation & Consolidation

50: Propagation & Consolidation

Show Notes & Description
Edgar leads Mike on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America. [Warning: This episode contains a description of violence, as well as a description of scientific experimentation on animals. Listener discretion is advised.]
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49: The Princess Daffodil Experiment

49: The Princess Daffodil Experiment

Show Notes & Description
It took a lot of sacrifices to get to where we are now. Those sacrifices will not be in vain.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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[INTERMISSION VIII] Brought To You By...

[INTERMISSION VIII] Brought To You By...

Show Notes & Description
Where would WOE.BEGONE be without the support of these wonderful and affordable products and services?
The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more.
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48: We have the bear and the birdsong.

48: We have the bear and the birdsong.

Show Notes & Description
Anne, Edgar, and Mike are heading into Tier 2.
[Warning: This episode contains a description of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
(Next week will be an intermission episode. Season 5 starts on December 15th.)
The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
47: We take charge of our destiny.

47: We take charge of our destiny.

Show Notes & Description
Don't you love it when a plan comes together? No need to call it that other word. We don't use that word in this house.
The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
46: Information sent backwards through time tends to propagate backwards through time.

46: Information sent backwards through time tends to propagate backwards through time.

Show Notes & Description
Some of life's harshest lessons are learned on the toilet.
[Warning: this episode contains a description of gore and violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
Skip the intro announcement: 1:37
The reprise songs from episode 45 of WOE.BEGONE are available now as an EP. Get "I wonder what it is about that place." on bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com for $2.50 or as part of your Patreon pledge at patreon.com/woe_begone. On Patreon, you can also get early access to episodes, instrumentals, the Aliza Schultz podcast, Q&As, a secret Discord channel, Director's commentaries, cat clips, and more. 
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45: I wonder what it is about that place.

45: I wonder what it is about that place.

Show Notes & Description
Mike's back. 
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
44: You turn into me. Remember that.

44: You turn into me. Remember that.

Show Notes & Description
Mike, Mikey, Michael, Mikhail, Michel, Mihály, Mihail, Mihangel, Mikkel, Miska...
WARNING: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised. It also contains loud noises, the timestamps of which will be at the bottom of the description.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
Loud noises at the following times: 9:50 - 9:52 21:14 - 21:16 22:45 - 22:55 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nine To Midnight

Nine To Midnight

Show Notes & Description
On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within.
Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:
Malevolent (https://www.malevolent.ca) WOE.BEGONE (https://www.woebegonepod.com) Wake of Corrosion (https://wakeofcorrosion.carrd.co) The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio (https://www.somewhereohio.com) The Cellar Letters (https://www.thecellarletters.com) The Storage Papers (https://www.thestoragepapers.com) The Town Whispers (https://www.thetownwhispers.com) Nowhere, On Air (https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com) Hell Gate City Companion (https://www.hellgatecity.com)

CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS
CW: General horror, swearing throughout
Produced by Harlan Guthrie Master edit by Harlan Guthrie
'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie. Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey. 
8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent.
16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE. 
27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion. CW: Violence, injury
35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio. CW: Death, drowning
44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters.
52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford. Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers. Additional sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com). CW: Discussion of murder and suicide
1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers.
1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air. 
1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion. Music composed by Cheska Navarro (https://www.cheskanavarro.com). Sounds from Zapsplat (https://www.zapsplat.com). Additional sounds and effects licensed under CC BY 3.0: https://freesound.org/people/Garuda1982/sounds/570378/ by Garuda1982 https://freesound.org/people/cbakos/sounds/50646/ by cbakos https://freesound.org/people/trip_sound/sounds/190470/ by trip_sound https://freesound.org/people/Omar%20Alvarado/sounds/251538/ by Omar Alvarado https://freesound.org/people/SLCBagpiper/sounds/337743/ by SLCBagpiper https://freesound.org/people/GM180259/sounds/491997/ by GM180259 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
43: Life will be difficult and you won't remember why.

43: Life will be difficult and you won't remember why.

Show Notes & Description
One taught me love, one amputation, one killed a pig, I'm so amazing.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Diary of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special: Unabandoned Houses

The Diary of Aliza Schultz Halloween Special: Unabandoned Houses

Show Notes & Description
Here's a spooky story from the mind of airport novelist Rafael Muslani, just in time for Halloween. It's about a woman who bought a run down house and is inspecting it for the first time. You do not need to listen to other episodes of The Diary of Aliza Schultz in order to enjoy this one. 
The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a magical realist podcast that follows Aliza Schultz as she travels the world and reviews every novel by famed airport novelist Rafael Muslani. Search for it wherever pods are casted. 
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[INTERMISSION VII] 2040: A Predictive Text Adventure

[INTERMISSION VII] 2040: A Predictive Text Adventure

Show Notes & Description
An episode ~90% generated by a predictive text algorithm. Enjoy this wacky (non-canon) adventure set at O.V.E.R. in the year 2040. I can't take credit for any of the funniest decisions in this one.
WOE.BEGONE season 4 will continue next week. 
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42: Absence makes the heart grow fond.

42: Absence makes the heart grow fond.

Show Notes & Description
Mike always gets to talk, but he never gets to listen. He usually doesn't want to listen, but it would be nice to at least have the option. (Next week will be an intermission!)
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WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
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41: That's not who I am.

41: That's not who I am.

Show Notes & Description
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
LOUD NOISES AT: 16:23 - 17:00 19:17 - 19:41
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40: I am terrified that I am going to live forever.

40: I am terrified that I am going to live forever.

Show Notes & Description
Mike finally gets to kick back and sleep off some of his stress. He really takes a huge weight off of his shoulder.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone ALIZA SCHULTZ: http://anchor.fm/alizaschultz TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Dairy the A.I. Union Representative, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, Erinna, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, Jessica Longaker, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Marn S., Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, Morgan Jackson, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Rowan, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Shy Ruff, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Sydney D'Agostino, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
39: We are going to buy ourselves some time.

39: We are going to buy ourselves some time.

Show Notes & Description
Mike is out of the compound and into the real world. Where will he go now that he has a chance to stretch his legs?
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
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38: That's what I get for being a psychic.

38: That's what I get for being a psychic.

Show Notes & Description
Dang, I hope Donny and Brendan reconcile soon. I'm rooting for them.
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
Thanks to all of my patrons: Aaron Richardson, Alex LeMire, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, C(l)ow(n)girl, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Chris McDaniel,  Christopher Fox, clydmica haley, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, EleanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, Grey, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jaz Vallin, jean, Jesse Grace, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia B, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey, Kiesha Hill, Lekha Shupeck, Lucia Dubra, Maple Autumn, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mitch Gerads, Monica Quirk, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Rick Platinum, Risky Coffee, Ryan is bitter about Mike's Scruff messages, S. R. Jenkins, Samantha Töpfer, Seanability, Shannon M, Si !!, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, and weiing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
37: Again.

37: Again.

Show Notes & Description
Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. 
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 2 is now available for $5+ patrons and on bandcamp at http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com . Listen to 20 songs from the season 2 soundtrack remixed, remastered, and fleshed out. 
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[INTERMISSION VI] I Gave It What It Wants (Hum)

[INTERMISSION VI] I Gave It What It Wants (Hum)

Show Notes & Description
WOE.BEGONE will return after a short intermission. For now, here is a song for your listening pleasure. 
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Lyrics: Walking home I am a little tired you would mistake me for anyone
It was a heavenly body before I was anything I was feeling heavy about it even before it got a chance to lift me in a desperate hum I gave it what it wants (mmmmmmm)
I was saying the decline was coming shortly I can not predict the future but I’m not trying oh I’m not trying
I mean do you really have to wonder what kind of person gets in so far? The sky was streaked with anger across the middle like a scar
and I was living wrong with that always ready to finish dispossessed from an ending I swear is near
It’s a miracle transcended on the floor where the dirt is I am having too much fun with it I’m supposed to be serious
spilling out an infection into open wounds the bark of a tree to cure what ails I never intended to defend myself I gave it what it wants and that was it I gave it what it wants and that was it.
I mean do you really have to wonder what kind of person gets in so far? The sky was streaked with anger across the middle like a scar
and I was living wrong with that always ready to finish dispossessed from an ending I swear is near
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36: Respite

36: Respite

Show Notes & Description
Where am I?
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvis Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
35: Safehouse

35: Safehouse

Show Notes & Description
Well, Mike, if you didn't want that to happen, you always could have, you know, not done it.
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvia Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
REMAKE: Episode 1: Participant Observation

REMAKE: Episode 1: Participant Observation

Show Notes & Description
This is a remake of episode 1 of WOE.BEGONE, "Participant Observation." I rewrote and rerecorded the episode to better reflect where the show is now for new listeners. It will replace the original episode 1 in the feed on Friday, at which point that version will be available as a Patreon exclusive, so download the original this week if you want to keep it as a piece of history. Thanks for listening. Episode 35 will premiere on Wednesday. 
PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://woebegonepod.com MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com TWITTER: @woebegonepod REDDIT: /r/dogcatcher & /r/woebegone Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
34: Very Good

34: Very Good

Show Notes & Description
Put in the earpiece and do as you are told without speaking. [This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised. This episode also contains sudden loud noises. If you would like the timestamps for those noises, they are available in the description.]
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Allison Bourgeois, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Brynne C, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, ElanorInTheWoods, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Melvia Grey Mystery, Mira, Mitch Gerads, n13e86, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, Samantha Topfer, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston.
Sudden noises: 17:35 - 17:50 24:02 - 24:08 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
33: Woebegone

33: Woebegone

Show Notes & Description
Mike Walters is walking around O.V.E.R. with his top-bound spiral notebook, using his detective skills to figure out what happened at 357A. He is licking the tip of his pencil before writing with it because that's what they do in the movies.
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
32: Glacier

32: Glacier

Show Notes & Description
Mike uses this new calm to chat up an old friend. And since the calm never comes before anything else, he's totally in the clear. Sidenote: can you imagine being the guy who has to monitor Mike's calls?
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, C(l)ow(n)girl, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jean, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31: The Cavalcade of Experiences Owed

31: The Cavalcade of Experiences Owed

Show Notes & Description
We're getting out of here, come hell or high water. [Warning: This episode contains violence and abrupt, loud noises. Timestamps for the noises are listed below.]
Episode 30.5, "The Cascade of Explanations Owed" available now, only on Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone 
Warning for noises: 1:36-1:45 15:21-15:28 15:32-15:38 15:51-15:56 16:18-16:25 16:47-16:53
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Beth Bronwyn, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Tarabyte3, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[INTERMISSION V] Painted Glass

[INTERMISSION V] Painted Glass

Show Notes & Description
Patreon: http://patreon.com/woe_begone
Lyrics: I was hoping you would ignore the faultlines and pass over the flags that say who I am so I built us a nest a soft enclosure I was painted glass I was born when you were
(so if it hurts I'll know it’s true)
And I would hate to be the one stuck in past, lost in his tracks and I would hate to be the one groveling for a second glance
but  I could even rival that and I have grown so spiteful that even if I had a bright idea I’d shoot it down that’s the point, I’m prepared to meet the ground
it’s a normalcy I’m begging you to know a towering over you I am full of age, I am coming for you hoping you are stronger than I’m used to it was silent death until the silence broke until the tongue broke through the teeth I know it was not hard to make myself known over feet of sediment and soil so we plant ourselves where we always did so we’d always be here for it if I witness much, let me witness this a terrible idea, I admit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30: Punished

30: Punished

Show Notes & Description
It's movie night at Mike's place. He's got the high-minded surrealistic film, the popcorn, an unexpected time travel incident, the soda...
Next week will be an intermission episode. Thanks for making it all the way through the first half of season 3.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, Ben Rowe, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, D S, Daniel Jenkins, David Ault, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), laser, Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Mitch Gerads, Nora V., Paul Ainsworth, Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Si, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, We must protecc Edgar squad, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29: Digital Witness

29: Digital Witness

Show Notes & Description
It's okay, nobody's watching. Probably. 
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
The spinoff series, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, is available now, for free. Aliza Schultz reviews nearly every single book by airport paperback  novelist Rafael Muslani and learns about herself along the way. Go to http://anchor.fm/alizascultz or search for The Diary of Aliza Schultz wherever you get your podcasts. 
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, Giles Barton-Owen, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jay, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Keisha Hill, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.
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TRAILER: The Diary Of Aliza Schultz (Available Now, Free!)

TRAILER: The Diary Of Aliza Schultz (Available Now, Free!)

Show Notes & Description
The Diary of Aliza Schultz is a new podcast from the creator of WOE.BEGONE. Formerly a Patreon exclusive series, the first 3 episodes are available now wherever you get your podcasts.  The podcast follows Aliza Schultz, a book reviewer, as she reviews every novel by airport paperback author Rafael Muslani. It is a surreal look into the question of what it means to be a fictional character and what it means to write fiction. New episodes every 2 weeks. Get episodes 6 weeks early on the WOE.BEGONE Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD WEBSITE: WOEBEGONEPOD.COM REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28: The Flinchite

28: The Flinchite

Show Notes & Description
Mike sits down for a Q&A with someone who has a better idea about what is going on and then treats his company to some international travel.
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27: Hey, Hunter! It's Mike Walters.

27: Hey, Hunter! It's Mike Walters.

Show Notes & Description
In which Mike has a series of extremely one-sided conversations, something that is incredibly in-character for him to do.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, fbt, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, marie koo, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26: Chance and Shadow

26: Chance and Shadow

Show Notes & Description
Home where my thought's escapin'
Home where my music's playin'
Home where my love lies waitin'
Silently for me.
I'm taking questions for a monthly Q&A for $2+ patrons! Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Cassie Murphy, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25: Security (Not Responding)

25: Security (Not Responding)

Show Notes & Description
What's on the other side of the wall?
Get access to early episodes, instrumentals, extra art, The Diary of Aliza Schultz spinoff podcast, exclusive Discord channels, clips of my cat meowing during recording, and full-length director's commentary on episodes on Patreon. http://patreon.com/woe_begone
PATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begone TRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.com TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER and /r/WOEBEGONE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
ALL OF MY PATRONS IN ALPHEBETICAL ORDER: Aaron Richardson, Anthony Ess, Ashley Moo, Austin Sleeper, BertBert, Brendon Liner, Catherine Draper, CeCe Byrnes, Charlie Kininmonth, Christopher Fox, cookiedoughgelato, Cooper Dukes, Daniel Jenkins, Edith Wharton, Elizabeth Kirkman, Elliott K, goodoledev, harrison minnix, HarveyJane, Jason Li, Jenny Enciso, JMaths, johnny bazookatone, Julia Bambach, Justin Clavet, KateSherrod, Kevin Berrey (author's note: listen to Hell Gate City Companion!), Lehka Shupceck, Lucia Dubra, Mark Harris, Matthew Robertson, Mira, Nora V., Paul Harvey, Paul S, Pineapple, Plumule, Risky Coffee, S.R. Jenkins, Seanability, Shannon M, Sophie, SRaye96, Toasty warm hamster, Tracy, and Winston.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[INTERMISSION IV] Even More Ads!

[INTERMISSION IV] Even More Ads!

Show Notes & Description
Sponsor words, from them, the sponsors. 
If you would like to keep WOE.BEGONE's ads strictly parody, please consider supporting the show on Patreon at http://patreon.com/woe_begone . There's so much cool stuff there: early episodes, instrumentals, patron discord channel, and the spinoff series The Diary of Aliza Schultz. $5 patrons get the soundtrack albums, exclusive art writing and music, and Cat Clips: collections of my cat interrupting my recording like she did in this very episode. $10 patrons get access to full-length director's commentaries. The fun never ends at WOE.BEGONE INDUSTRIES LLC. 
Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, SRaye96, and Elliott K for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD
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24: The Infiltration Of 116E

24: The Infiltration Of 116E

Show Notes & Description
[This episode contains some violence. Listener discretion is advised.] For the season finale, Mike is back in Oldbrush Valley and it's time to pull off the Ultimate Heist. But please don't call it a heist. Any time something has been called a heist it's only ever resulted in pain. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, Anthony Ess, Julia Bambach, Lucia Dubra, JMaths, and SRaye96 for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 3: The Zeroth Novel

TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 3: The Zeroth Novel

Show Notes & Description
This is a clip from the newest episode of The Diary of Aliza Schultz, available only on Patreon. To get this episode and all future episodes, go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . 
The Diary of Aliza Schultz is an impressionistic, surreal story told in the fictional form of a fictional Aliza Schultz, a woman without a future or a past. She examines and reinvents her reality through the medium of book reviews, namely the books of pop novelist Rafael Muslani. It is available to all patrons and new episodes come out every two weeks.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23: I Have Been To The Future

23: I Have Been To The Future

Show Notes & Description
I have been to the future and I don’t wanna scare you, but not only were you not there, they never even knew you. They didn’t know me either. I don’t think I want them to. It’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine, it’s fine. Listen after the credits for an extended version of “GUIDE DOG” from the season 2 soundtrack. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, cookiedoughgelato, BertBert, Charlie Keninmonth, Mark Harris, Lehka Shupeck, Nora V, Cece Burns, and Anthony S for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22: Wink Wink

22: Wink Wink

Show Notes & Description
Apologies for the audio quality. The bug in mike's house is not intended to record in podcast quality. We would also like to apologize for Mike referring to himself in the third person in this episode. That was uncomfortable. Thank you in advance for your understanding. There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can bug your friend’s house and make a podcast from the audio. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Seanability, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, Christopher Fox, KateSherrod, Winston, and cookiedoughgelato, Anthony S, Cece Byrnes, Nora V, and Lekha Shupeck for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 2: Treading on a False Memory

TEASER: The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 2: Treading on a False Memory

Show Notes & Description
This is a teaser for the first patreon exclusive episode of the WOE.BEGONE spinoff podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz. Aliza reviews a second Rafael Muslani novel, his first, Treading on a False Memory. Hope you guys like it.
If you want to support the show and hear this episode, head over to http://patreon.com/woe_begone . Thanks for playing.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21: Injury Sommelier

21: Injury Sommelier

Show Notes & Description
Live from Cabin 63C, it’s [REDACTED] Night!

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20: King of WOE.BEGONE

20: King of WOE.BEGONE

Show Notes & Description
Another revelation fueled by the magical powers of biscuits and gravy. I wonder what it is about that plate... There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You go back in time and stop the bear better than whoever did it the first time. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, Tracy, Si !!, and Christopher Fox for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19: Marissa Ng

19: Marissa Ng

Show Notes & Description
Who’s down for an all-nighter? There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can forgive me for this episode going up a few hours late. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty warm hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berrey, HarveyJane, Chris McDaniel, and Tracy for supporting the show. TRANSCRIPTS: WOEBEGONEPOD.com PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 1: Rafael Muslani and the Largest Cat in the World

The Diary of Aliza Schultz Episode 1: Rafael Muslani and the Largest Cat in the World

Show Notes & Description
The pilot episode for the Patreon exclusive bonus podcast, The Diary of Aliza Schultz, which will begin once we've reached our $100/mo Patreon goal. Normal episodes resume next week.
There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can find the feel the good vibes I'm putting out. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, Daniel Jenkins, Toasty Warm Hamster, goodoledev, Catherine Draper, Clever Hobo, Kevin Berry, and HarveyJane for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/MSTg4z5g Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18: You Can Call Me "VOLUNTEER"

18: You Can Call Me "VOLUNTEER"

Show Notes & Description
Or Al, if I can call you Betty. 
[This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]
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17: You Have Reached the Voicemail of Cabin 44C

17: You Have Reached the Voicemail of Cabin 44C

Show Notes & Description
Learn to take a hint, Mike. If you leave a half dozen voicemails and they don’t call back, they don’t want to talk to you. Give it a rest. [This episode contains some descriptions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.] There are so many ways to support the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron.  You can make a meme about the woe gone boy Milk Waters. Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Jason Li, Mira, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Mathew Robertson, Brendon Liner, Jenny Enciso, Elizabeth Kirkman, Paul S, Sophie, Weiing, Aaron Richardson, Sean McGettrick, Paul Harvey, S.R. Jenkins, and Daniel Jenkins for supporting the show. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kmUk6YkA Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16: Somebody's Prize

16: Somebody's Prize

Show Notes & Description
Hey, Mike. This is Charlie from the front gate. You have a visitor. Do you want me to let her in?
WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast is out NOW at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or free for $5/mo patrons. 18 songs from the show remixed, remastered, and reimagined. Go check it out. 
There are so many ways to support the show.  You can go outside and throw a coin into the air, hoping it gets caught in the wind and makes it to me. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can tell me I’m handsome on twitter.
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15: The Bear

15: The Bear

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of assault. Listener discretion is advised.]
There. Are. No. Talking. Bears. In. Oldbrush. Valley.
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14: Hunter Hartley, Hunter Hartley

14: Hunter Hartley, Hunter Hartley

Show Notes & Description
This cabin with a red flag in front of it, I swear. Also, Mike makes a bunch of new friends.
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Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, Mira,  Jason Li, Austin Sleeper, Ashley Moo, Justin Clavet, Shannon M, Harrison Minnix, Matthew Robertson, Brendon Liner, and Jenny Enciso for supporting the show.
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13: O.V.E.R.

13: O.V.E.R.

Show Notes & Description
Mike Walters takes in the fresh air and checks out his new digs in the heart of Oldbrush Valley. I wonder what it is about that place. 
There are so many ways to support the show.  You can get a job at Oldbrush Valley Energy and Resources. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can volunteer to write these joke suggestions for me.
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[INTERMISSION II] And Now, a Word From Our Sponsors

[INTERMISSION II] And Now, a Word From Our Sponsors

Show Notes & Description
And now, a word from our sponsors.
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12: Clearance

12: Clearance

Show Notes & Description
When one door shuts, another door also shuts, due to the air pressure change in the room. It’s time to compress your ribcage and slip under the door. This is the season 1 finale. 
There are so many ways to support the show. You can change your name to “WOE.BEGONE Jones.” You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Actually, the “Jones” part is too confusing. Just change it to “WOE.BEGONE WOE.BEGONE.”
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11: This Is Only Temporary

11: This Is Only Temporary

Show Notes & Description
Roadtrip!
[Warning: This episode contains a discussion of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]
There are so many ways to support the show. You can write the word “WOE.BEGONE” on an egg and then crack the egg over your phone while it is playing an episode of the show. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. Why not do the egg thing with two eggs? That’s literally more eggs.
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10: Tell-All

10: Tell-All

Show Notes & Description
Mike has a discreet but fiery masc4masc hookup.
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Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, Cooper Dukes, and Mira for supporting the show.
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9: Trailhead

9: Trailhead

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of kidnapping. Listener discretion is advised.]
The episode of WOE.BEGONE was recorded on location. Apologies for the occasional drops in audio quality. You know what they say: never work with animals.
There are so many ways to support the show. You can run. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. But you can’t hide.
Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, Edith Wharton, and Cooper Dukes for being my first patrons. I’ve said your names so much that I remember them better than my own name.
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8: Limited Hangout

8: Limited Hangout

Show Notes & Description
Look, everyone’s lying to everyone else, alright? Clearly, none of these people have even heard of the truth. If it were me, I would simply not lie, but I’m built different.
There are so many ways to support the show. You can pet a small cat. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can pet an even smaller cat. Microcats.
Thanks to Risky Coffee, Plumule, and Edith Wharton for being my first patrons. I’ll remember you when I’m famous.
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7: The Mechanification of Theory: A Plausible Methodology for Retrocausal Informatics

7: The Mechanification of Theory: A Plausible Methodology for Retrocausal Informatics

Show Notes & Description
A string of words that proves that its author went to college if I’ve ever seen one. What even is “retrocausal informatics”? More like “retro-pretentious infoSNOBics” if you ask me.
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[INTERMISSION] Hallowed

[INTERMISSION] Hallowed

Show Notes & Description
A song with some familiar themes.
I was never giving in  I was never giving up  I was never
I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  a trick to make the holy stay inside  sirens made a mess of what I found  so I always favor less-than-hallowed ground   I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  so neighbors don’t report what they have heard  even those without belief keep their heads down  I always favor less-than-hallowed ground  
I’m still here  Sterilized and hoping  That if I am a wound  I’m not the type to ever heal.   
I have found  the worst will drag us down  but the best won’t dig us up like we deserve  and I have found  that if you’re gonna drown  it’s best to hold your breath   starting now.
The featured song this episode is “Givenen / Hallowed.” You can the album it is on, WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1, at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you are a $5/mo patron. There are so many ways to support the show. You can yell the word “support!” out the window. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can tell your congressperson about WOE.BEGONE. PATREON: patreon.com/woe_begone MUSIC: woebegonepod.bandcamp.com REDDIT: /r/DOGCATCHER & /r/WOEBEGONE TWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD
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6: ONCE.wav

6: ONCE.wav

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a description of self-harm. Listener discretion is advised.]
Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but you don’t remember enough about it to look it up?
The song featured in the episode is “Heartbreak” by Cut Off Your Hands. Stick around after the credits for a cover of the song by yours truly.
There are so many ways to support the show. You can dance (if you want to).. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind. Leave your friends behind.
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5: Takesies Backsies

5: Takesies Backsies

Show Notes & Description
[WARNING: This episode contains description of murder, gun violence, and police brutality. Listener discretion is advised.]
Anne and Mike reunite for the first time in years and go camping. They are exactly where they told you that they were going. Don’t look into it.
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4: Selfishness, Plain and Simple

4: Selfishness, Plain and Simple

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: this episode contains a fictional description of murder. Listener discretion is advised.]
Mike gets the job done, eventually. Well, it’s not really a job so much as what the people running an online game told him to do.
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3: It's Just A Pig

3: It's Just A Pig

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a description of animal slaughter. Listener discretion is advised.]
Mike meets with the mysteriously named CANNONBALL and gets started on the third challenge. What a great start to what must end up as a lifelong friendship!
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2: Reverse Phantom Pain

2: Reverse Phantom Pain

Show Notes & Description
[Warning: This episode contains a description of blood and bodily gore. Listener discretion is advised.]
I think you’ll figure out what happens in this episode pretty fast. I say it over and over.
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1: Participant Observation

1: Participant Observation

Show Notes & Description
Mike Walters discovers a mysterious online game called WOE.BEGONE. The first challenge isn’t even that hard. It will probably stay that way, right? There are so many ways to support the show. You can write well-wishes on a scrap of paper and bury that paper under the tallest tree in the neighborhood. You can leave a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts. You can support me on Patreon at patreon.com/woe_begone and get early access to episodes, instrumentals, and more. You can get the album WOE.BEGONE: Music From the Podcast Season 1 on Bandcamp at woebegonepod.bandcamp.com or for free if you’re a $5/mo patron. You can make a snowball during a blizzard and keep it in the freezer so that you have some snow to play with even when it gets warm outside. I really did that once. I was a weird kid.
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