Your Internet Boyfriends

#63 Our First TV Appearance - Plus Thicc Teas and Tractors

Thu, 16 Apr 2026

Mark may have caused absolute commotion in corporate Dublin after performing at an LGBT work lunch and accidentally slipping into material that was definitely not built for a daytime setting. The lads also talk about their debut TV appearance and why bourbon creams are the superior biscuit and does anyone know what a thick tea is? This episode also features mothers and fame to tractors, farmers and sexy builder pants and Denis’s upcoming trip to Turkey and the weirdness of going somewhere your partner already knows inside out.

#62 Denis Goes to a Gay Beach

Thu, 09 Apr 2026

While at a wedding, Denis takes a detour to a lovely beach in Sitges where clothes are optional. Mark meanwhile receives some disturbing messages from superfans. This week we'll also chat about: Vegan weddings Girlfriend meeting the friends Birdwatching Double jointed thumbs

#61 Held Together in A&E and Sharing a Dada

Thu, 02 Apr 2026

This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, things spiral immediately from sleep deprivation to one of the most unhinged stories the podcast has ever told. Mark is running on three hours of sleep after a chaotic night out (cheers to the clocks going forward), dragging himself through work while barely functioning. But that’s nothing compared to what’s coming… The boys get into: Mark’s Strava scandal — confidently claiming 5Ks that were actually closer to 2K The reality of internet attention, unanswered DMs, and fans turning feral And then… the story.

#60 Mark and Denis Nearly Breakup

Thu, 26 Mar 2026

It finally happened, Mark nearly ruined the podcast by pushing it too far. He showed Denis something by accident... if only Denis' girlfriend wasn't sitting in the chair next to them when it happened. You're lucky there is an episode this week. This episode we also chat about: The Blue Pill Naked Butlers Pot Noodles in Ubers Pink suitcases This podcast is hosted by the Headstuff Podcast Network

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Mon, 23 Mar 2026

#59 Jessie Buckley and The Manosphere - Plus Big News

Thu, 19 Mar 2026

Mark and Denis are moving studio and have big news to go with it. They're pregnant. No, not yet but they have been scooped up by a big podcast network so its all go and its tipping Mark over the edge. Plus they delve into the Manosphere, Jesse Buckleys big win and the great easter egg debate.

#58 Mam Comes to Visit and the Prison Sauna

Thu, 12 Mar 2026

After an incredible live podcast show, Denis’ family arrives in London… which quickly turns into multiple dinners, menu complaints, chicken nuggets diplomacy, and Mark finally meeting Denis’ mother (who may now prefer him to Denis). Meanwhile Mark escapes to Madrid for tapas, drag shows, and making new friends on a night out — before reality hits on the way home with delayed flights, drunken airport chaos, and getting stranded at Tottenham Hale in the middle of the night. Also in this episode: Sunglasses debates and Gen Z fashion Pokémon nostalgia and childhood memories Airport disasters and late-night travel chaos Why straight women run gay nightlife social logistics The strange joy of making crafts as a child Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#57 Fake Tan Drips, Glass Toilets & Punch The Monkey

Thu, 05 Mar 2026

Why does Denis have to admire every hot man Mark points out, but Mark won’t engage when Denis clocks a hot woman? We start with Mark attempting a pre-show glow-up… only for a leaky fake tan bottle to leave him looking like he’s been splashed with brown sauce. Then it’s straight into a heated debate about street-spotting double standards. After that, we spiral through: Electric taxis making us feel sick Dragging bags across London for shows Classic FM as emergency calming music Hotel rooms with glass bathrooms (who is designing these and why do they hate love?) Awkward toilet logistics in relationships and the importance of keeping some mystery alive Plus: a Specsavers eye test existential crisis, contact lens chaos, and the internet’s current obsessions - Punch The Monkey (the bullied orphan monkey with an IKEA plushie sidekick). Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#56 Big Balls and The Matrix

Thu, 26 Feb 2026

We open with a completely unnecessary discussion about big balls (are they a thing? who’s seeking them out? why is aroma involved?) and somehow end up in Belfast, inside a queer vintage shop, and deep in a Matrix conspiracy spiral. This week we get into: Wet-look hair trauma and Brillcream flashbacks Mark’s four-and-a-half-hour Gatwick disaster featuring a landslide and a confused German family Gym audacity and a man boldly chatting up Lisa mid-set The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert The Matrix Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#55 Gay Housekeeping and Becoming a Horse

Thu, 19 Feb 2026

This week you should probably listen on your own in a secure bunker because we spiral from medieval castle documentaries into gay housekeeping, changing room disasters, and discovering just how specific London nightlife can get. You're not ready. Mark keeps getting lost - first in a massive shop changing room situation, then in a clinic corridor while trying to manage the timing of a very important test sample. Denis revisits old-school doctor visits that felt more like going into someone’s sitting room than a medical appointment. We chat: the man rebuilding a medieval castle over 28 years sneaking out of changing rooms in socks and losing your cubicle the stress maths of clinic pee timing old GP visits vs modern medical centres terrifying pub stories that definitely may or may not be true London nightlife niches and why there is literally an event for everyone Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#54 Bad Bunnies and Mark's First Date... with a Woman

Thu, 12 Feb 2026

This week we get into red flags, Valentine’s Day pressure, Bad Bunny supremacy, and the terrifying experience of ordering a bagel in East London. Denis and Mark are fresh off a chaotic Brick Lane shopping trip involving vintage shops, tight-trouser debates, secret outfits, and accidentally flirting discounts. We chat: red flags in dating, friendships and general life Valentine’s Day pressure vs “just get a small card and relax” teenage Valentine’s spending like a newly divorced oil baron the boom-time Irish restaurant era and underage wine confidence the Brick Lane bagel shop survival guide (order fast or perish) Bad Bunny, pop culture moments and why joy still matters Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#53 An Irish Stag Party and Men Paying to be Stepped On

Thu, 05 Feb 2026

Denis is back from a stag in Killarney after drinking like a Victorian dock worker and accidentally lied about a betting win that led to 12 men celebrating money that did not exist. Mark hosted his school friends in London with military-level scheduling, theatre trips, drag shows and emotional moments watching dads with one night of freedom rediscover nightlife. We chat: – stag weekends vs hens weekends and why hens travel in packs of 50 – airport pints at 6am and pretending that’s normal behaviour – scratch cards, secret shoppers and fake French accents – being spotted by podcast listeners (and making sure your friends see it) – hosting Irish friends in London and over-planning every hour – the internet discovering financial domination Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#52 Denis Goes on a Big Gay Night Out

Thu, 29 Jan 2026

This week, Denis and Mark are riding a sudden wave of female listeners, sold-out live shows, and the terrifying news that Denis’ mother is flying in with the energy of 30 to 40 twinks in one bright pink coat. We chat about: the girls finding the podcast planning a very glamorous live show Denis’ first proper night surrounded by London gays pelvic tilt why Mark got zero attention and Denis absolutely did not straight men entering gay bathrooms beige outfits, beige meals, and traumatic supermarket memories reorganising your bedroom like it’s a brand-new house exploding January protein shakes The Traitors Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#51 Heated Rivalry and Buying Tampons - w Yshee Black

Thu, 22 Jan 2026

Denis buys bread, bananas and a massive packet of Tampax while he navigates his roommate and girlfriend syncing up, but the house is spotless, everyone’s suddenly “project-based”… and an innocent hedge gets taken out. Mark has to deal with a thief in the lobby stealing everyone’s ASOS deliveries, and the only solution is getting everything delivered to the dodgy shop around the corner. And then we’re joined by Yshee Black (actress, comedian, drag superstar, part-time two-stepper) for: Jessie Buckley’s Golden Globe Heated Rivalry drag couples qne dressing rooms Yshee Black entertaining on Come Dine With Me Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#50 Spanking Timothée Chalamet and a Dublin House Party

Thu, 15 Jan 2026

Mark is back from a Dublin house party incident that could genuinely land him in RSVP involving a global superstar, their partner, and Mark being a bit too flirty to the wrong person in the kitchen. We chat: butter in the cupboard ramekins M&S “Picky Bits” and developing a full London brain brie belly and clogged gutters eating 100 mussels so your girlfriend doesn’t cry The Ivy: not as bougie as you think Timothée Chalamet allegedly getting spanked with a ping-pong paddle and why TV nudity discourse is always a lie Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#49 Bottomless Brunch and Holidays for Gays

Thu, 08 Jan 2026

Denis is heading to a bottomless brunch with 15 women, full Prosecco confidence, and a guaranteed emotional breakdown by 9pm. Mark is worrying about his eyes, remembering the red-nose event, and explaining why January means overdrafts, tax returns and mild despair. We yap about: Nolag na mBan / Women’s Christmas strange Irish New Year traditions why Mark screenshots a plumber by accident de-gaying on holiday Barcelona plans, New York hopes & Petra dreams and Catherine Connolly lighting the big tree in the Áras Light, cosy Irish/queer street chat for dark January mornings. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#48 Auld Lang Syne and Flirting with Couples

Thu, 01 Jan 2026

Denis and Mark T. Cox ring in the year by discussing Denis’ lifelong hatred of Auld Lang Syne and why it makes him feel weirdly emotional. We also kick off the new year by discussing: New Year’s in smoky Irish pubs, Nash’s red lemonade and the Labrador under the bar Mark’s pub days in Fanny O’Dee’s - from kitchen porter to behind the bar The glamorous older woman who flirted with everyone and gave Mark a very confusing New Year’s kiss Moneyed small-town couples, holiday “arrangements” and that jaw-dropping Dubai restaurant story Millennium memories, Y2K panic and Mark’s first sip of wine at 10 Perfect for a New Year’s Day slump: stick us on in bed, on a walk, or while avoiding your resolutions Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#47 Christmas Day with the Boys

Thu, 25 Dec 2025

It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends. Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar: Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic Pop us in your ears while you’re hiding from the family, going for a walk, or pretending to “help” in the kitchen. Follow the show for new episodes every week. Tickets, live shows & everything else: yourinternetboyfriends.com Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#46 Hot Tub Regrets & The Hottest Vicar in England

Thu, 18 Dec 2025

This week, Mark and Denis talk about a glamorous vicar who’s apparently filling pews wherever she goes. Botox is discussed. Bubbles are blown. Parishioners are distracted. Mark revisits his former life as a church organist, explaining why it’s basically jazz improvisation with wing mirrors, unpredictable priests, and choirs who might pass out if you speed things up. Denis goes undercover and attends a Protestant christening and reports back on hymns, crowd participation, and why Catholics absolutely refuse to sing together. We also get into: hybrid rock stars the queer obsession with bouldering, roller derby, and niche sports Mark’s Margate gig, feral queer towns, and sober decision-making a gang of twinks and an Airbnb hot tub the 1,000 pound dog lost teeth, emergency dentists, and why Mark’s shows cost his friends a fortune mince pies reviewed live (stars deducted), After Eights slander, and festive fatigue Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to make sensible choices while surrounded by glitter, hymns, and hot tubs. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#45 Irish Family Meltdowns and Gay Cruises - w Joe Sutherland

Thu, 11 Dec 2025

This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia. We’re talking: Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”) Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner table Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown 90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show. New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕 Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#44 Reversing in Nightclubs and World Aids Day

Thu, 04 Dec 2025

This week, Denis and Mark kick things off with a very serious investigation into the gutters (yes, those ones), the anatomy of thirst traps, and why Mark is suddenly wearing a very small Manchester United jersey. Then it’s on to festive drama: Denis’ roommate brings home a real Christmas tree that looks like “two feet tall and four feet wide,” sparking a full discussion on fat trees, skinny spikes, counter-top decorating and the long-running Christmas tree wars in Ennis. Elsewhere, Mark battles through a rainy Monday tour with one loudly problematic tourist who insists on calling him British, while his silent wife and mortified daughter form a Greek chorus of despair. Denis argues for a legally sanctioned “one day a year” where you’re allowed to tell someone to feck off without consequences. And then: Denis accidentally gets himself into a gay flirtation on the street a woman in front responds by turning it into a competitive runway the world’s most stressful restaurant bathroom key system the moment Mark explains the subtle technique known as “reversing into someone” in a gay bar Weekly queer/straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men trying to understand flirting, football jerseys and festive decor all at once. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are backing in gently. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#43 Mark's Hometown Has Been "Torn Asunder" - Plus Big Announcement

Thu, 27 Nov 2025

This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026. Live podcast, cabaret bits, songs, dancing, kissing, and a very secret special guest. We also catch up on: Mark’s “peekaboo T-shirt” styling hack 2,000 fairy lights turning Denis’ flat into a migraine winter eating, waffles, eggs, beans and the “winter tonne” Mark’s dramatic birthday routine (rain walk, emo playlist, existential crisis) nostalgic Shaggy deep-dives and singing wildly inappropriate lyrics as youngins Korn, Mr. Boombastic, and the boyband eras we’d all rather forget the micro-dramas of Irish news: runaway dogs, sleepy women, and national bus updates Ennis being “torn asunder” by pedestrianisation wars Cork paving over its park with seven million euro of concrete Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and the warm comfort of two men overthinking everything. Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are braced for winter and buzzing for the live show. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#42 Cinema Dates and Monkeys Stealing Phones - with JUNO BIRCH (Part II)

Thu, 20 Nov 2025

Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic Juno Birch to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and the wild world of monkeys stealing phones. This week, Denis tries to explain Ireland’s sudden football glory to Mark including Troy Parrott’s hat-trick and a parrot in Dublin Zoo who’s now somehow part of the story. We also unpack whether “boyfriend” is officially lame, when someone becomes a “partner,” and why office small talk has turned into a full-time sexuality guessing game. Meanwhile, George the cat is testing everyone’s patience with attempted mouth-licking and the constant risk of escape. Denis shares the terror of misgendering pets (“owners get very offended”) and Mark reveals his cat-sitting technique that basically involves slithering through a doorway like a break-in. We also cover: Wish the Lindsay Lohan box office smash misjudging in the office subtle (and not subtle) ways to “fish” for information pet gender etiquette and why dogs are apparently all male George’s lonely boy era and his fish-on-a-string routine the stress of cat-sitting in a busy London neighbourhood Denis blushing Saturday-morning-TV crew giggles cinema dates, £30 tickets, and bougie popcorn Everyman cinema beds, pizzas and £7 sweets George Clooney ruining movie intros with his broken Nespresso ad Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are here again. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#41 Our Sims Confessions and Toothless Cyril - with JUNO BIRCH (Part I)

Thu, 13 Nov 2025

Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic Juno Birch, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal drag, chaotic Sims playthroughs, and lovingly unhinged YouTube universe. What starts as a chat about DragCon suddenly becomes a full tour of throwing dolls off balconies, Dublin boxing arenas, Sims addiction, bizarre fan gifts, and Cyril the toothless ginger cat with sunburnt ears. Plus a deep dive into cabaret, confidence, American vs UK audiences, and the dream of living in a pink desert bungalow. This episode includes: DragCon, booth-bitching and sticker sales Doll decapitations in San Francisco Dina Martina, artistic ba*****ds and cabaret inspiration How Irish crowds shout back (and why that’s good) Sims unaliving, cages, neighbours and 8-hour streams Gifted computers from bee farmers and cursed fan art Cyril’s fangs, sun cream disaster and nightly neck-sleeping Follow for more delightfully unpredictable weekly chat. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#40 We Need to Talk About Lily Allen... and the £17 Chicken Scandal

Thu, 06 Nov 2025

This week’s catch-up delivers: Denis accidentally witnessing a full arse on Bond Street, Mark seeing two (planned) arses, flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads, and the shocking moment a £17 brunch served them two sad fingernail-sized nuggets of “buttermilk chicken.” We also get into kombucha that tastes like the hot press, sink swamps, knives-as-snacks, Christmas décor trauma, Toymaster flashbacks, and Denis forgetting to compliment the cycling blouse that sent Instagram feral. Elsewhere, the lads chat about Lily Allen’s new album — her first in years — and the scandal that’s come with its brutally honest lyrics. There’s also talk of Paddington: The Musical, the stage adaptation nobody saw coming but somehow everyone’s talking about. A very normal week in queer London life — with more arses than necessary. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#39 We Accidentally Shoplifted from IKEA (ft. Catherine Connolly)

Thu, 30 Oct 2025

Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. Meanwhile, the real Mark ends up being apprehended by Ikea security for some alleged shoplifting. Between Brixton sightings, flat-pack drama, and public embarrassment, it’s been an eventful few days. Elsewhere, the lads chat about Ireland’s newly elected president Catherine Connolly, a newly purchased red mask, and the tricky business of finding the right birthday gift. Plus, there’s a nostalgic revisit to that unforgettable scene from Scary Movie. You know, the one with the ear and the, yup. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#38 The Involuntary Pinky Situation and Tanning Disaster

Thu, 23 Oct 2025

This week, Mark and Denis dive into grooming resets, runaway pinkies, mid-shower revelations, and a disastrously timed naked moment involving a cat cone and a very bright kitchen light. There’s talk of uneven tans, eyebrow maintenance, the return of George the indoor cat, and Denis’s trip to the Frieze Art Fair - complete with opinions on contemporary pieces, massive coats, and the surprising price of a glass of rosé. The lads also get into passwords, facial recognition, and the eternal struggle of modern tech, before finishing with a conversation about twins on Twitter who may have gone a step too far. Denis’ involuntary pinky and Birdcage flashbacks Hair, beard, brow, and tan maintenance The Barcelona/Ballinasloe hand-colour issue A naked cat-cone situation gone wrong George the indoor icon makes a reappearance Dramatic coats and fashion people Password overload and tech irritations Facial recognition masks and questionable possibilities Twins online doing… more than expected Follow for more boyfriends every week. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#37 Behind the Scenes at the Attitude Awards

Thu, 16 Oct 2025

Mark dishes the goss from the Attitude Awards while Denis bumps into huge celebrities in London before the two lads check in with their international boyfriend Jonny B fresh from his undercover trip to an Irish football match. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#36 Talking about Our Feelings

Wed, 08 Oct 2025

This week we’re recording from Shorty’s Barbershop in Hackney to mark World Mental Health Day - so naturally we end up talking about everything from disastrous childhood haircuts to modern dating etiquette and the surprising durability of hairpieces. Denis relives the agony of barbers who never listened (“leave it long on top” apparently meant nothing), school photos ruined by DIY fringe disasters, and the horror of seeing your own head from all angles on CCTV. Mark opens up about the rumours that he was secretly wearing a wig. We also cover: the man with the perfect, unshakeable hairpiece tablets that make your hair grow back (not medical advice, babes) Mark's rom-com-level Soho “affair” at the corner of a sex shop why messaging for weeks is hell - just go on the date the tiny chit-chat after sex that ruins the moment Denis' accidental marital crisis over four walnuts arses on Lidl scanners dropping the “perfect version” of yourself childhood bowl cuts and page-boy eras therapy and all our feelings Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly trimmed and oversharing again. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#35 Irish Weddings Are Getting Out of Hand (and the Embassy Sausage Story)

Thu, 02 Oct 2025

Mark and Denis eat cocktail sausages in the Irish Embassy while Mark admits to stealing another mans top. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#34 Meeting a Critic in the Steam Room

Thu, 25 Sep 2025

Denis arrives into the studio half-alive after a night of no sleep and a phone that keeps rebooting itself like it’s trying to escape him. Denis tries to explain Supermarket Sweep, fails, then blindsides Mark with a tourism leaflet boldly calling Ennis the boutique capital of Ireland. This week you’ll hear about: A meal deal that never got eaten Mark getting critiques drama while sitting in a spa A listener convinced Mark is “being used” Fifty men on a stag doing absolutely nothing Why mixed hens are always more fun And an honest assessment of Ennis fashion culture Follow for more steamy stories every week. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#33 What we Smelled like as Teenagers

Thu, 18 Sep 2025

Mark needs Denis' help interpreting a dream while Denis runs through all the smells and perfumes of his teenage years. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#32 Clubbing and Gargling in Berlin

Thu, 11 Sep 2025

Denis' mind is blown when he finds out about what they do in Berlin clubs. Mark laughs so much he forgets to record the intro. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#31 Back to School

Thu, 04 Sep 2025

Mark and Denis welcome in the autumn by reliving their school days and Mark's... emo phase. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#30 Tellytubbies in a Nightclub

Thu, 28 Aug 2025

Mark and Denis reach episode 30 and spend most of it talking about the Teletubbies in nightclubs. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#29 Taxi Driver Serial Killer

Thu, 21 Aug 2025

Mark tells us all about a saucy cultural event while Denis reveals his close call with a taxi driver. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#28 Denis Goes to LA

Thu, 14 Aug 2025

Mark gets the results of some tests while a jetlagged Denis returns from his big fancy trip to LA. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#27 Cruising Lessons for a Straight Man

Thu, 07 Aug 2025

Mark coaches Denis on how to cruise the streets of London while Denis encounters a very crotchy and very toothless waiter. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

#26 Short Shorts are taking over London

Thu, 31 Jul 2025

Mark reveals a secret Your Internet Boyfriends photoshoot while Denis discusses laying in bed with Mark for a couple of hours. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

#25 Meeting the Parents - All of the Parents

Thu, 24 Jul 2025

Denis reveals the chaotic experience of Lisa meeting his family. Mark gives Denis tips on how to spice up things in the bedroom. Yes, in the same episode. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#24 A Continental Romance

Thu, 17 Jul 2025

Mark has a celebrity encounter in a sauna while Denis finds an ingenious way of getting much needed antibiotics. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

#23 An Unexpected Guest Joins the Podcast

Thu, 10 Jul 2025

A podcast first as Denis gets attacked by a beast in the studio and Mark hangs out with the Irish ambassador at Pride London. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#22 Planning, packing and panicking

Thu, 03 Jul 2025

The time has finally come: this week, the lads are off on a holiday. Mark gives tips on mingling with the locals, and Denis relives his family caravan days. Plus, we hear some of your holiday stories! Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#21 Summer dread, sweaty bellies and not-so-Fantastic Mr. Fox

Thu, 26 Jun 2025

This week, Mark's all dressed up for a special meeting, and Denis has to give Lisa some bad news. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#20 Do I fancy him or just like his jumper?

Thu, 19 Jun 2025

This week, Mark arrives tanned, moisturised and proudly showing his knees, while Denis immediately questions whether the glow is “Ballybunion or just a bit dirty.” From there, the lads get into the great mustache divide — listeners love it, Lisa hates it, and Denis is stuck trimming it down to a 1. Then the big question: do either of them actually have a type? Mark insists he’s “pick-and-mix,” Denis swears he doesn’t have one, and somehow we end up discussing knees, jealousy, Americans in summer and why queer attraction is half fancying someone, half wanting their vest. We also cover: the confusion of admiring someone vs wanting to look like them children’s birthday parties in Soho House beige-aesthetic clowns, white bouncy castles and choking hazards wild parenting choices the huge architectural drama around Liverpool Street Station Ireland’s fear of skyscrapers and the curse of 2000's blue-steel buildings hay fever season, sleepy roommates and the three types of pollen suffering Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men debating mustaches, skyscrapers and the ethics of Werthers Originals at a toddler’s party. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are moisturised, tanned and ready for summer. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

#19 Denis Goes Swimming and Mark Gets Robbed

Thu, 12 Jun 2025

This week, Mark and Denis cover everything from awkward Grindr encounters to the strange social rules of London transport. Mark finds out he has actual stalkers watching him in public buildings (“I can see you”), Denis fields increasingly unhinged Instagram DMs, and both of them try to understand why people apply full glam on the 8:15 bus. They also get into: the woman who did a full outfit change on a packed morning bus the return of the Dalston Junction traffic apocalypse London service culture, bar-staff limbo, and cafés run entirely at glacial pace the restaurant manager whose iPad screensaver accidentally streamed everything Denis’ first trip to a London Lido the night Mark woke up to a stranger inside the bedroom — and the trauma of realising the window was open Plus: Minecraft comfort gaming, Spyro nostalgia, festival rain jackets in June, and the universal Irish fear that once it starts raining… it’ll never stop. Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men splashing, dodging cyclists and whispering “I’m going to pull in now” like human vehicles. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are watching their mirrors and guarding their phones. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#18 Freebies, Woke roofs and saving the bees

Thu, 05 Jun 2025

This week, Denis is crocked with a back injury and Mark is robbed by a pigeon. Plus, the lads decide it's time to start saving the planet... one bee at a time. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#17 Bread, Brussels and bellbottoms

Thu, 29 May 2025

This week, the lads chat about Mark's trip to Belgium and Denis searches in vain for the perfect (or indeed, any) pair of jeans. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#16 I Kissed A Boy And It Was Fine

Thu, 22 May 2025

This week, Denis finds some empathy for millionaires and Mark is hungry for fame no matter what it takes (but mainly by getting on I Kissed a Boy). Plus, the lads reveal their oldest lovers. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#15 Denis Visits a Back Alley Doctor

Thu, 15 May 2025

This week, Mark is back from Fringe with some recommendations and Denis accidentally joins the cast of Springwatch. Plus, the lads chat about Hadrian's twenty twinks. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#14 Cooking, capes and communion

Thu, 08 May 2025

The lads are up at the crack of dawn (9 am) this week, with new haircuts in tow. Mark takes Denis's advice on meal prep and Denis has a tribute for the world's (formerly) oldest woman. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com

#13 The Dishwasher Near-Death Experience

Thu, 01 May 2025

This week, Mark arrives glowing with five layers of suncream after climbing 111 tube-station steps for the sake of his shorts, while Denis recounts the horror of being fully stuck in a lift. From there, they spiral into the true gauntlet of modern life: helping Irish parents with online banking. Denis spends six and a half hours trying to get his dad to charge an old phone, open an app, ignore the barking dogs and stop pretending to be “changing trains. We also cover: country undertakers who moonlight as council workers the wild things people say to you at funerals (“we never knew…”) Lisa’s Final Destination fall: the slipper launch, the cartoon leg-flail and Denis diving like an Olympic lifeguard nieces visiting London and questioning why Mark doesn’t own a car lying about the London Eye being “closed” to avoid a £160 queue Tower Bridge, boats, Wicked, and teaching small children they can be witches, engineers or train drivers the gay-uncle effect: do gay men get extra points for being good with kids? Happy-Birthday-Gate: the listener email explaining why restaurants keep ambushing Denis with celebrations Kevin McLeod appreciation, Grand Designs comfort-watching and middle-aged thirst for “design daddies” Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men realising their parents should never, ever be allowed near a digital banking app. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are climbing stairs, saving lives and avoiding the London Eye. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#12 The Birthday Disaster From Hell

Thu, 24 Apr 2025

What starts as a chat about birthdays and forest bathing quickly becomes: Mark revisiting his childhood obsession with Radio Kerry’s late-night “Love Zone,” Denis trying to understand how a 10-year-old ended up under the duvet listening to “The Way You Look Tonight,” a full breakdown of Mark’s week of sickness, snuffles, lozenges, ginger shots and… tummy incidents, and the stress of giving tours around Buckingham Palace while praying for survival. Then Denis shares one of the most awkward moments of his life: a restaurant bringing over a candlelit dessert he didn’t order, the staff clapping, a chocolate plate saying “Happy Anniversary” even though they’ve been dating four weeks, Denis eating the entire thing himself, and a second restaurant the following week accidentally starting another birthday celebration. There are mint-choc cocktails, lip-syncing Americans, postman-delivered flowers, and a very fragile man on the brink. Follow for queer straight bonding, dating disasters, and two gorgeous boyfriends trying their best. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#11 Gays Behaving Badly (Again)

Thu, 17 Apr 2025

This week, the lads are reviewing some starkly different movies and Mark talks moustache maintenance. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#10 Big New Studio and a Big Boot

Thu, 10 Apr 2025

This week, Mark and Denis settle into their very blue new studio complete with TV3 morning-show energy and catch up on a surprisingly dramatic few days. Denis arrives with big news: after last week’s accident, Lisa finally got the X-ray… and came out wearing the full medical boot. Meanwhile, Mark reveals he once kept hospital crutches under his bed “for attention,” so the lads compare childhood injuries, cast envy and the strange Irish pride of hobbling around school. They also get into: meeting listeners in the wild and the panic of having to explain “what the podcast is about” crumbs on the tube, public-transport etiquette and Mark’s mother’s extreme sentencing guidelines pacemakers: what they are, how they work and the wild fact that Mark has one (“a little tin of mints under the skin”) medical check-ups where the nurse can see exactly what your heart was doing at 12:30am Denis planning his first romantic trip to Ireland with her and discovering that Irish cottages are sometimes just… bungalows with a red door the Wild Atlantic Way’s Airbnb madness, €500 hotel rooms and Ballyvaughan “cottages” the Clare itinerary: the Burren, seaweed baths, Moher Pet Farm, proper stone cottages, Fanny O’Dee’s, and a safe public lunch with the parents dads who loudly say “Namaste,” mothers who rename people on purpose, and why introducing partners is a high-risk sport Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two very busy men pretending they’re famous because the studio looks nice. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are freshly mic’d and ready for Ireland. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#9 Naked Gym Days

Thu, 03 Apr 2025

This week, Denis arrives breathless after Lisa catastrophically injures her foot trying to hang a lampshade and somehow still insists on going to work like a post-office Terminator. Mark shares his NHS survival hacks, Denis discovers the healing power of frozen edamame, and the lads debate whether A&E is ever truly worth the eight-hour wait. From there, things escalate: the great Homeware Heist of Dunelm (accidentally… allegedly… stealing five pans) train-tapping panic, facial-recognition vans and the fear of being arrested for absolutely nothing Denis joining a new gym and immediately being invited to a “Thursday Night Social Club”… in the sauna Mark explains the entire gay sauna ecosystem, naked gym days, etiquette, nods, cues and exactly how to avoid ending up in the wrong/right kind of steam room naked yoga, naked trivia, naked board games (apparently all real) And later, the boys review Adolescence — the one-shot TV series that’s part Christopher Nolan, part technical fever dream — leading to a chat about teenage trauma, the horrors of modern tech, and the early Internet chat rooms Denis should probably not have been running at age 15. Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men clinging to their innocence inside a sauna. it Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are sweating politely. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#8 Ireland’s Youngest Church Organist

Thu, 27 Mar 2025

This week, Denis arrives giddy, sun-damp and wearing linen trousers he absolutely regrets - while Mark attempts to process the rage he now feels toward wealthy London toddlers who casually order ramen. From fancy prams to £10 baby cheesecakes, the lads spiral into the politics of poshies and why rich youngsters make Denis irrationally upset. We also cover: emergency moisturiser, rain-ruined hair and the fear of getting struck by lightning Denis’ moving day meltdown, his rogue fish-tank cabinet and the moment he accidentally released his handbrake the Huel era, liquid diets and the danger of “sucking on the bones” romances in Ennis, Rita Donnelly’s upcoming wedding and the sudden flood of Clare listeners the legendary Doohans the great mystery of the church “crying room” and the politics of being sent there Denis’ failed altar-server era versus Mark’s rise to power as Ireland’s youngest church organist the explosion of new followers with… creative usernames gaydar failures, thirsty DMs and people asking (again) if Mark and Denis are secretly riding Weekly queer comedy, Irish nostalgia and two men accidentally oversharing about chicken and Catholicism. Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are nibbling their wings politely. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#7 The Health Benefits and Perks of Pineapples

Thu, 20 Mar 2025

This week, the lads chat about Mark's love of Japan, explore the very innocent health benefits of pineapples and mull a run for President of Ireland. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#6 Dark Rooms Explained

Thu, 13 Mar 2025

What starts as a simple chat about the warm weekend turns into: Denis discovering the logistics of dark rooms, Mark explaining bin bags, nudity, and cloakroom wristbands, and why Denis would absolutely panic if someone lost his bag. We also cover the Paddy Daddy t-shirt that’s definitely too small, balloon-jeans diplomacy, girls’ holidays, London’s sudden summer thirst, the world’s largest cat, and how Denis got exposed mid-conversation for faking football knowledge. A very normal week with your two favourite Irish internet boyfriends. Follow for queer straight romance, London life, and unhinged storytelling every Thursday. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#5 STI Scares & The Next Pope

Thu, 06 Mar 2025

Your Internet Boyfriends are back — and somehow covering childhood food trauma, STI clinics, cats with the strength of grown men, and papal politics all in one episode. Denis dives into his after-school habits (entire packets of chocolate digestives dipped in milk), stories of orange fish, water stew, and a mother who believed cooking was “part recipe, part magic.” We also get: Mark’s week-long medical saga (stye, arm physio, a sexual health scare and a very painful bum injection) Denis trying to impress his girlfriend with French toast and instead destroying a brand-new chair a gigantic night-time cat who sounds like a burglar mushroom sandwiches, Pokémon marathons, and Dunness Stores nostalgia and Denis’ new obsession: guessing the next Pope. Hit Follow for two weekly boyfriends delivered to your door. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#4 Share Your Wheelie Bin Not Your Problems

Thu, 27 Feb 2025

This week, Denis and Mark cover a frankly wild range of topics: from hanging around in trendy Dalston bathrooms to the secret political world of bin-sharing Irish neighbours. Denis survives the worst job of his life - emptying a year-old mystery soup from the shared wheelie bin while Mark explains how the Griffins next door have turned bin night into a diplomatic summit. We also get into: being recognised in a toilet (and not for the podcast) old-man Irish habits: chatting to strangers at urinals the lost art of shifting behind the cinema house-hunting in London and homes laminated from floor to ceiling Mark’s many jobs: cabaret, queer tours and possibly gay ghost tours the Soho moment when a serious tour was interrupted by 20,000 screaming teenagers Facebook house parties, oranges thrown behind TVs and the guilt that still lingers who the next Pope might be (and whether Mary Harney is available) Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and two men trying to survive London, TikTok and their own parents’ tech needs. Hit Follow — your Internet Boyfriends are hanging out in the bathroom waiting for you. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#3 The Gay Economy Explained

Thu, 20 Feb 2025

Denis has started a brand-new skincare regime (four bottles, one eye serum, and zero idea what anything does). Mark reveals his former life getting discounted Botox from a mysterious gay friend named “George.” And together they unpack the gay economy - plumbers, haircuts, taxis, and the occasional cup of tea. We also cover: how to apply eye cream without ruining your face the danger of hyaluronic acid shoulder treatments the eternal Irish fear of admitting you moisturise tanning beds vs spray tans cocoa butter and Mark’s seven-year-old Leonardo DiCaprio transformation era. Plus: Denis remembers his time as a postman, Mark explains how taxi drivers used to… “waive the fare,” and we try to figure out how much of this we can ever admit to our parents. Weekly queer straight romance, Irish nostalgia, and deeply unqualified skincare chat. Hit Follow — your soft, hydrated Internet Boyfriends await. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#2 Nightmare London Flat Viewing & Mark’s Trip Home

Thu, 13 Feb 2025

Denis has entered his villain era, and it all begins with a truly cursed London flat viewing: broken boiler, space heaters, two families living inside, crying babies, building works overhead, bin-level carpets, and a handwritten note confirming a building-wide cockroach infestation. Nineteen. Hundred. Pounds. Meanwhile, Mark has been back home in County Clare doing gigs, touring storm damage with his parents, debating gas vs electric cookers, and reminiscing about the glory days of shifting 20 people in Queens nightclub. Very wholesome stuff. Plus: the new Boyzone documentary shifting your friends out of boredom whether Denis is secretly (or openly) a prick and why Irish parents love bringing you on a tour of sheds blown away in storms. Follow for more queer/straight romance, London chaos, and weekly emotional damage. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

#1 Our 15-Minute Photoshoot Disaster (and Why Denis Ended Up in a Tank Top)

Thu, 13 Feb 2025

What starts as a cute weekly catch-up quickly turns into: a chaotic 15-minute London photoshoot, Mark’s psychological warfare to get Denis into a tank top, 547 unusable photos, and an unexpected discussion about condoms, NHS magic tablets, and teenage shame buying pregnancy tests in Limerick. We also talk Eurovision (pre-Samantha Mumba injustice), ho-stone burning, fake earrings, mustaches making a comeback, and why big lights are basically homophobic. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email hello@yourinternetboyfriends.com or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.